Schiess \m/ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

San Diego
Our hero, LT, wearing a shirt that speaks the TRUTH!!
Hey hey everybody!! My name is Schiess, short for Schiesskopf (which means Shithead in German). I'm all about having a good time as much as possible. I love making new friends and laughing my ass off whenever possible (That probably explains why I have no ass). I'm politically incorrect, I'm a smartass, and I'm a HUGE flirt, which means I unintentionally piss somebody off or offend them. I believe women are God's gift, and should be treated as such. Women of all shapes, sizes, and nationalities. I love em so much I married one. I love women in tight Levis. I love the way a woman's legs make an ass of themselves on the way up.
I love my Chargers (and any team that happens to be playing the Raiders). I love hanging out with close friends and having a blast. I love laughing...damn near EVERYTHING is funny to me. I love most types of music, but METAL RULES!!! I hate arrogance, and people that hafta show everyone how tough they are. If ya wanna be an asshole, don't fucking bother me. That's about all I can think of at the moment...I'll add more shit as I remember it.
My baby...Soon to have a hood scoop, duck-tail spoiler, FlowMasters, and K&N cold air injection.
The young'uns
Sweet Home San Diego
Horns up!!

My Interests

Good friends, my Chargers, Mustangs, softball, Heavy Metal (the louder the better), beer, baseball, and a few things I probably shouldn't mention here are but a few things that make me happy.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to eat a friend or two from my friends list (males excluded). OOOHHH...like to MEET!! Since ya put it that way, I've met just about everyone I've wanted to. I've collected autographs, pictures, and memorabila from hundreds of rock stars and professional athletes. (Yeah, I know...a grown man chasing celebrities and getting their signatures on a piece of paper...very high school...so sue me!!)

Music:

Just about anything METAL!!! Other than that, everything from Ice Cube to John Denver (he's FOLK, not country), Glenn Miller to the Beatles, Duran Duran to Buddy Holly...Long as it's not country, I can deal with it.

Me and Warrel Dane - Nevermore fucking RULES!!

One of my favorite pics - Dime and my boy Solomon(PRP)

Rest in peace, Dime...You WILL be missed!!

Kerry Fuckin King!!!

Get well soon, Steve!!! UPDATE...Kidney transplant surgery SUCCESSFUL!!!

Movies:

Midget porn with fat women covered in flour chasing guys in hot dog suits, hairy-bushed old ladies fucking in prune juice, clowns fucking midgets, and fat guys dressed like babies.
They took the bar!!! The WHOLE FUCKING BAR!!!

Television:

Hubie and Boit!!

Books:

Anything by Stephen King

Heroes:

Our US Servicemen and women all over the world...You don't have to support the war, but SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!! Anyone who burns the American Flag needs to be beaten within an inch of their life and deported!!

My Blog

Un fucking believable!!!

How the hell did that skanky fuckhole Paris Hilton get away with serving only 3 DAYS of an already weak 45 day sentence for violating probation on a drunk driving conviction??? This wasn't even&...
Posted by Schiess \m/ on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:48:00 PST

A roller coaster of emotions

Is it possible to love something, yet hate it at the same time?? Today I took Trevor to get his bi-weekly blood work done at Children's Hospital in San Diego. It was a normal visit, nothing out ...
Posted by Schiess \m/ on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:36:00 PST

The Retail Store Chronicles, part 4

The Retail Store Chronicles, part 4 Current mood: amused After a long hiatus, the Chronicles are BACK!! I got lazy for a while, but I've been collecting more ideas for this series e...
Posted by Schiess \m/ on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:29:00 PST

I think I have a problem...

Before we even get into this, let me just say that most women (with the exception of Tracy and Lacie) won't understand the babbling I'm about to partake in. I have a few things I nee...
Posted by Schiess \m/ on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:13:00 PST

A public service announcement

Brought to you by Sirius Sattellite Radio's Hair Nation: "Be kind to that homeless guy lying in the gutter...he may have flipped you a guitar pick in 1987"...LMAO
Posted by Schiess \m/ on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:27:00 PST

Throwing horns

I'm seeing something a lot lately that I need to get off my not-so-ample chest. It seems every time I turn the TV on and channel surf, every time I open up Myspace, every time I flip through a magazin...
Posted by Schiess \m/ on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:06:00 PST

Have you noticed...

That people will post pics of themselves all over their pages...a lot of these people are pretty good looking...and they're posing for pics in their shithole living rooms, with half-eaten plates ...
Posted by Schiess \m/ on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:32:00 PST

A new experience...

This past weekend Lipz and I went to see FUKKIN SLAYER!!!!! in San Diego. Nothing new, I've seen them at least a dozen times, and had a total blast at every show (when I wasn't getting kic...
Posted by Schiess \m/ on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:56:00 PST

A most excellent drive home

I gotta say, one of the best things to come out in a long time is sattellite radio...Sirius fucking RULES!! It is SO choice...if you have the means, I higly reccomend picking one up. It's ...
Posted by Schiess \m/ on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:32:00 PST

A few thoughts on Dime, and life in general

I normally dont write anything on here (or anywhere else for that matter), but Dimebags recent passing (I hate to think of him being murdered) gave me a heavy heart and made me think about a few thi...
Posted by Schiess \m/ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST