poems by dorothy parker profiles

Megan-Schmegan Putting the car in 'park' before I've stopped driving.

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Stamford, CONNECTICUT
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
kisskisstheboy

xo im impossible to forget but hard to remember

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
htown aka rising star, Connecticut
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends

*Luci* We'll live on in our dreams...

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SO. CALI (LONG BEACH BITCHES!), California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Don Photographer.

Age:
39 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Networking

Melissa Work is the curse of the drinking class - O.W.

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Lorenzo, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Here For:
Friends

Nimbus Neutrino The Musical Side Of Me!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Lion City, Sir RanK Goon
Country:
Singapore
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
arieljdm

Ariel

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
STONY BROOK, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking
peach70

Raini Layne

Age:
38 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Dallas, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
acidstainsyou

Dorothy Parker

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New York, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

~~Rani Dae~~ Right where I need to be

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Beaumont, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends, Networking

FearBabe the Cuckoo...she's a pretty bird

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
DENTRON, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Insanity at it's finest The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it.

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
West Palm Beach, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Here For:
Dating, Friends
thepetitebarnum

Augusta

Age:
39 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NORTH HOLLYWOOD, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
thatgirly

miss p expecting to fly...

Age:
42 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
born in newfoundland, living in toronto ,
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Dorothy Parker

Age:
93 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:
United States

commander tragically average

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
detroit-ish, MICHIGAN
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends
raivo

Hurricane Talia Hurrikaaninainen (Her eyes burst open - WHOOSH! - like blue umbrellas)

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Macedonia, The Former Yugoslav Republic of
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends
jocelynm26

jocelyn living the life of the reclusive iconoclast since 1976

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
stefanievandevelde

Stefanie Van de Velde

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Belgium
Status:
Divorced
dottie_parker_rothschild

The Ghost of Dorothy Parker I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true.

Age:
92 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Manhattan, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Becca what are ya gonna do?

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Vancouver, BC
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Two-Bit Gata Negra I never try anything. I just do it!

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LONG BEACH, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends, Networking
dplang

F.U.B.A.R. I'm all you ever wanted. What all the other boys promised

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NYC, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
dearcharli

dearcharli

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
AUSTIN, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
sammysamkin

Sam

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
British Columbia
Country:
Canada
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
julia_mou

julia.mou

Age:
38 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Wien
Country:
Austria
Status:
Single

molly im an heiress (a broke one)

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New York City, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends

dana

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Toronto, Ontario
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
More to love!
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Friends

Dorothy Parker

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
blondydb77

Blondy

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Roma, Roma
Country:
Italy
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
seleniarios

selenia

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
los angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

el-jay

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SANTA CRUZ, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends

Sarah

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MICHIGAN
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

FATS loved eris so much she used it as a moniker

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Roma, ROMA
Country:
Italy
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
cbsouthern

Crystal a kiss before I go

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
St. Augustine, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
jane1215

Jane suburbia is where the developer bulldozes the trees, then names streets after them

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Fairfax, Virginia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
lilynoir

Beth

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
London, East
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
reidmacrae

Reidy B Lad I don't know where ya been but I see you've won first prize...

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Seattle, Washington
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
comicbookgoddess70

Lori

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Chicago, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Katie.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Wien
Country:
Austria
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

lauren

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
st. louis
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
jesusfuck

Nora Barnacle Kick me in the titties.....

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Toronto, Ontario
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Ashley Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Atlanta, Georgia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
vintagesuitcase

sarah

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
BONITA, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
lowbudgetsuperhero

Lexi Kahn

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ALLSTON, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Not Sure

veruca

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

stephanie

Age:
24 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Robert Bolson

Age:
48 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Lexington, Kentucky
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Body:
More to love!

crispy spears call me deacon blues

Age:
97 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ferndale, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger