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Jason

Age:
30 years old
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Buffalo Soldier By reading this, you have given me temporary control of your mind!

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LYONS, KANSAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Age:
23 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Dan

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
The Darkness, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Katie It's better to get the slut out when you're young. Nobody loves an old slut.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
cacksntots

Susannah

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
funny farmhouse, Michigan
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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danwanee

Detective Dan

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ANDERSON, Indiana
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Hannah

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Austin, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

sArAsMiLeAwHiLe I ONLY CAME HERE TO DO TWO THINGS: KICK SOME ASS, AND DRINK SOME BEER. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALMOST OUT O

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SUN PRAIRIE, Wisconsin
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
dia_bo_lique

Nasrul ada apa dgn kamu?

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Subang Jaya, Selangor
Country:
Malaysia
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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yoder08

Jen* your my hero

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NA-J, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SAINT PAUL, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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unliminal

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LAKELAND, Florida
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
passitforward

♥Lisa♥™ The purpose of life is.....

Age:
39 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SUN CITY, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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dodger30blue

Two-Tone Two-Tone! I looked down from her eyes and found her breasts

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Goleta, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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so_cool_right_now

Hollie I Hate Wind... It Makes Me Eat My Hair...

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
New Zealand
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Plug In Baby

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Newmarket, East
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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jeniselove

Jenise.

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Diego, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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Tony

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Pronger, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Poeticsoul Do you have what it takes to thaw my heart?

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Atco, New Jersey
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Average
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nandorian

Fernando 'Explore the space'

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Ye Olde Gotham, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Brittany

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Omaha, Nebraska
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Mr. Adams Cucumbers taste better pickled. . .

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Norfolk, Virginia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
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Ennis The Menace The Potato Wants It's Face Back!!!Hilarious Quote from H.P

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

*Stacie* Kiss me like the antidotes under my tongue!!

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Kerry

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
WESTERLY, Rhode Island
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

what's he supposed to be ? some kinda sex clown or summnn?

Age:
38 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
FREDERICK, Maryland
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Romania
Status:
Single

StevieM

Age:
33 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Carla Making peace with life... =)

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Fullerton, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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You don't even know me!!! Let's stop pretending and go somewhere!!

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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juliette Beauty is everywhere...just look harder

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Ile-de-France
Country:
France
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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corker

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bradfield, Berkshire
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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milly_doll

Milly

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
London and Eskilstuna Massive,SWEDEN!!,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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dragonxtremex

John

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Mississauga, Ontario
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Heidi

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
West Chester, Pennsylvania
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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of the girl

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
WISCONSIN
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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doohansdemon

Doohans Demon

Age:
66 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Paris, Ile-de-France
Country:
France
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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willgracekarenjack

Will&Grace=Amazing.♥

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Whitman, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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ConsTanT DaZe I got a Chronic Holding Pattern...

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Las Vegas, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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canneabearsed

Peter address me by my indian name he who is a fool

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Ghent, Flanders
Country:
Belgium
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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I can accept failure, but I cant accept not tryin! Im Nowhere You Think I Am...and...Everywhere You Think Im Not!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Somewhere in Southern California, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Megan Ive been trying really hard to not be mad, let it go, and not say hurtful things...I just wish you c

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SONOMA, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
meettami

Tami

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
TARPON SPRINGS, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
dongnballs

Dawn

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Lawrence, Kansas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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←Trizkit→ Oh squiggly line, in my eye fluid. I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision.

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Mount Pleasant, MICHIGAN
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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jbean_7

♥ Beanie Baby ♥

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Shorewood, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Jared It's always just a matter of time

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
MESA, ARIZONA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Marianna Black Go out into the world today and love the people you meet. Let your presence light new light in the h

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SOUTH BEND, INDIANA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
More to love!
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Christina

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
WINSLOW, ARIZONA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends