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sArAsMiLeAwHiLe

I ONLY CAME HERE TO DO TWO THINGS: KICK SOME ASS, AND DRINK SOME BEER. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALMOST OUT O

About Me

so here's something hilarious. i literally just started this space thing, and i have no idea what i am doing or getting myself into. so as i am reviewing my fairly empty profile it says, and i quote, "sara has 2 friends"!! and one of which is the token dude that welcomed me to myspace! that just cracks me up everytime i see that! anyway, posting this to keep better tabs on all my friends that have scattered away as the years roll on.professionally, i am working in a large organization in madison. 10 clinics, 18 docs on staff. LOVING madison!! i've recently gotten this new position as the team chiropractor for the wisconsin wolves. its the all-women pro football team starting up here in madison. www.wiwolvesfootball.com (i'm under staff!!) i am very excited about this opportunity, but under no circumstances am i allowed to play. as my employers put it, "a one-armed chiropractor does no one any good!" they're into full pad/contact practices now, so i think they'll be keeping me pretty busy this season.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sara
Birthday: August 11
Birthplace: Oshkosh, WI
Current Location: Madison, WI
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown/red-thanks clairol nice and easy #279
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, could chop left hand off and might not notice
Your Heritage: german i think
The Shoes You Wore Today: brown grandma dress shoes
Your Weakness: cologne, good sized hands, and sense of humor for sure
Your Fears: drowning inside my car--seriously, i have one of those windshield breaker gadgets in my car
Your Perfect Pizza: doesn't matter, mostly pick toppings and cheese off anyway
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: personal business goal
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: so, seriously, are you coming over or what? ;)
Thoughts First Waking Up: really, already?? i find this clock to be most grossly inaccurate
Your Best Physical Feature: hello girls!
Your Bedtime: way too late on worknights
Your Most Missed Memory: junior diamond summers, i heart forrest and phil!!
Pepsi or Coke: no soda--5 years and counting
MacDonalds or Burger King: "bugger" king?? c'mon, i am not that drunk!
Single or Group Dates: what's dating???
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither. just cold water or beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate ANYTHING!
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappucino
Do you Smoke: sure, cause my ass is so damn hot....owww.smokin'!! ;)
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: horribly, but i do...and usually not in front of people, its like a whisper then, but i get the words right at least
Do you Shower Daily: some days 3 times even, sucha a dirrty girl! ;)
Have you Been in Love: yep. i heart something new like evry day. always leap both feet in!
Do you want to go to College: nope....so done with school...20 years, i think i have put in my time
Do you want to get Married: sure, any takers?? :)
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: more good days than not
Are you a Health Freak: i am a work in progress
Do you get along with your Parents: yes. we spend waaaay too much farting around with eachother! never as dull or quiet moment. laugh headaches ALL the time!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: awesome, power outages, even cooler!! yeah candles!
Do you play an Instrument: i'd LOVE to learn guitar, but i heard it requires me cutting my nails....better leave that to the professionals then....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, rehab scheduled for december, wait, thats no good, february 2007, hate to do anything without really thinking it through
In the past month have you Smoked: plead the 5th
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i can neither confirm nor deny those rumors
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep, apparently this is 'frog' season ;)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: what am i amish?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: in one sitting? no. but all bets are off during period week
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, frick no
In the past month have you been on Stage: working on getting BACKstage!! ;)
In the past month have you been Dumped: well, the dates have sucked, so define dumping??
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, see previously mentioned bad dates
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: seriously, born and raised in wisconsin....
Ever been called a Tease: maybe, but i find that hard to believe
Ever been Beaten up: no, but i know tae bo if the situation arises!
Ever Shoplifted: we've all done dumb shit in the distant past
How do you want to Die: carbon monoxide poisoning. murray goes too, no chance he'd eat the face off of his single spinster mom....
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: cripes, my student loan debt tells me this better fricking be it, doctor!
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i am a sucker for the light eyes.
Favourite Hair Color: if THIS is a dealbreaker, i have way more issues than my current therapy bill!
Short or Long Hair: as long as its clean
Height: TALL!!!!! 6 foot minimum please
Weight: as long as they eat, and LOOK like they have had a sandwich recently, in like 4 months, its all good
Best Clothing Style: guys in ties, hott! but i see that everyday, so its what i am used to. but i love an edgy look outside work. throw something on, work it, own it, and rock it right, man!
Number of Drugs I have taken: small handful. do they count if it grows in the ground? cause i think that's debatable...
Number of CDs I own: a buttload of burned ones, and i am always making new mixed cds.
Number of Piercings: 7. all ears
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: probably quite a few--keep me up at night? heck no, thank god for confession! ;)
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My Interests

casino lights seem to draw me in like the mothership calling me home. i'm still playing volleyball several nights a week which i am having a blast. competitive, yet competively drinking. ;) basically i am biding my time until badger hockey starts again. EL-LI-OTT!! season tickets, baby!

I'd like to meet:

lets start with who i DON'T want to meet. the dude that came up to me in a bar a few weeks back and said this as his opening pickup line--"i am fucked up like polio!!!" now i don't know what that means, but i am damn glad i've been vaccinated!there's the standard bevy of celebrities, all for unique reasons other than photo-ops i promise: jon bon jovi, hulk hogan, brett favre(i've already seen his jock strap up close and personal--thanks michelle!!) coach mike k from duke--like you could have spelled his last name! my boys from badger hockey--adam burish, brian elliot, tommy g, and throw in a little skille and klubeee for good measure. andre aggassi. chuck wollery. dog the bounty hunter. ozzy osbourne. sir paul. giada, paula, ina, and michael from the food network. kathy griffin, will farrell, chris kaitan, jimmy fallon--hiiilarious. robert de niro, ray liotta, and james gandolfinni.and as for everyone else, i'm the funniest person i know, and i am always looking for new people to entertain. but be forewarned, i have been told my lingo is quite contagious. i'm breeding funny lil' mini-me's. awesome.

Music:

i got a fever, and the only presciption is more cow bell.i'll listen just about anything, from old school parental generation music, hair bands, a little gangsta in the mix just to keep it reeeal, and certainly anything that makes my butt do funny things! some of those in my life that actually perform/act/sing/play/write music have given me refreshed excitement for live shows. its a level of talent i am constantly amazed by.

Movies:

in no particular order: the godfather, any part. the parent trap. night at the roxbury. goonies. jurassic park. a few good men. back to the future, any part. jesus christ superstar. can't buy me love. meet the parents. tommy boy. goodfellas. and the crazy thing about all of these movies, i own them, and i'll be damned if i don't watch them everytime they are on tv!

Heroes:

my heroes are all of the people that have said these hilarious quotes:"fellas, i am telling you, you gonna want more cowbell!""no dude, i'm good with pizza.""what does that mean?""there's never any time. i don't have time to study. i'll never get into stanford. i'll let everybody down. i'm so confused.""a.. dios mio.""don't forget your glasses, senor.""thats exactly the way i like my jesus. hot, with long hair and nipple rings.""in the vag.""well, i guess they don't get any points.""so i had to febreeze my bed.""just wiggle up the junk.""well, this one time when i was living in the barn."

My Blog

gifts...

so i was in a higher state of mind the other night during the meteor shower, and i gots  to thinkin....ever wonder why in the whoooole grand scheme of gifts and gift-giving, and of all the gifts ...
Posted by sArAsMiLeAwHiLe on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST

home sweet home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so i finally bit the bullet and have become a homeowner!!!!!! 2 bedroom, 2 and a 1/2 bathroom, basement, and 2 car attached garage. being new construction, i got to pick all my flooring, cabinets...
Posted by sArAsMiLeAwHiLe on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

up in my tree....

so, as another day of 2007 gets under my belt, i bet now would be as good of time as any to join the wagon and get cliche, yea? what do i hope this new year will bring me? "lay a jacket down over...
Posted by sArAsMiLeAwHiLe on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:44:00 PST

bizarre twist of the truth...

A day without sunshine is like night. On the other hand.... you have different fingers. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. Remember..... Half of the people you know are below aver...
Posted by sArAsMiLeAwHiLe on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:21:00 PST

a great pun is it own re-word

A Great Pun Is Its Own Re-Word    1. Energizer Bunny Arrested & Charged with Battery.     2. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.    3. Practice safe ...
Posted by sArAsMiLeAwHiLe on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:58:00 PST

hoveround pile ups???....

so i saw the SECOND most hilarious tv commercial just now.....and i am pretty sure i have wet my pants!!! so the ad is for these motorized vehicles called "hoverounds"--you know the one, where this ad...
Posted by sArAsMiLeAwHiLe on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:21:00 PST

craziest-ass infomercial ever!!!!

so i am up late the other night and i am flipping channels, and stumble upon this infomercial that caught my eye. its advertising this envelope that you call in to receive. when it comes to your house...
Posted by sArAsMiLeAwHiLe on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:40:00 PST

more quotable quotes

"i don't know when i got bitter, but love is surely better when its gone" "there are more people trying to find the right person than to become the right person" "a true professional does their best w...
Posted by sArAsMiLeAwHiLe on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:43:00 PST

name that tune...

i heard a commercial for the broadway hit musical "mamma mia", and that really started me thinking how much my life feels like a musical. i know that's a crazy, hanging around the water cooler kind of...
Posted by sArAsMiLeAwHiLe on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 03:25:00 PST

so flustered....

so today i'm at work and i am about to do low back exam on a male patient. after ranges of motion, i am ready to start an orthopedic exam. i grab a sheet of face paper, move the small pillow to o...
Posted by sArAsMiLeAwHiLe on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 03:53:00 PST