glitter-graphics.com*** "Can I have one for Failure to Launch and a nacho with cheese?"
"Actually the concession stand is over there..."
"Oh, then I'll just take the movie..."
"I'll have the same." ****** "Oh my God, we're lost!!!"
"And I don't feel comfortable with those guys looking at us."
"What guys??? Oh my God, they're hoodlums!!!" ****** "Ok, NOW can we go to Walmart?" ****** "Do we go north, west, south,?..."
"Oh honey, I don't know..." ****** "Look Ivan, look at the lake!!!"
"I can't see with Titi Erin's big head in the way!!!" ****** "These Airheads taste funny, don't they?"
"Yeah!!! They should call them a$$heads!!!" ****** "He's totally a homophobe."
"What's a homophobe?"
"Break the word up, Mom. What does it sound like?"
"Someone who's afraid to go home???" ****** "Well what about handcuffs?"
"Oh, handcuffs are okay as long as it's just normal ______ to ______..."
Erin SPITS Chilled Chai Latte ALL over my car. ***
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Pretty much anything I can quote line by line: Nacho Libre, Orange County, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Moulin Rouge, Fools Rush In, Hand That Rocks the Cradle, Liar Liar, What About Bob?, and lots more!!! Oh and the all-time best: Dane Cook!!! He's hilarious AND hot!!!
Friends, Prison Break, Desperate Housewives.
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The only one to look up to is the One above all others: My Lord and Savior Jesus ChristOh yeah, and my dad. Check out some of these hilarious things he's said in the past: *** "Wait, where's the khaki one?" "I'll punch you in the face!!!" ****** "You know? I took two showers today..." ****** "Let's work on the lighthouse!!!" ****** "I've just had an epiphany!" "Did you really or are you just saying that?" "What the hell's an epiphany?!" ****** "You can't study a map that someone drew with a pencil!!!" ****** "Are these spots???" "Where? What?" "All these spots!!!" I guess they are spots... ****** "It's gonna look real SASSY!!! . . . And that's the end of the work today..." ***