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Joe Capobianco home of the Capo Gal

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW HAVEN, Connecticut
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

Katherine

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Arizona
Country:: United States
Status:: Married

Archie Bunker You're a Meathead... Dead from the neck up!

Age:: 83 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Astoria, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Jennifer Her Kisses Left Something To Be Desired....The Rest Of Her!

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: None of your business STALKER!!!!,
Country:: United States Minor Outlying Islands
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight

neo WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: great yarmouth, East
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Blind Roofer No, that name does not mean I have shingles, you jackass...

Age:: 98 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

don REDNECK HILLBILLY

Age:: 48 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CINCINNATI, OHIO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Ethan Chartreuse. The liqour so good, they named a color after it!

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BURLINGTON, Vermont
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends, Networking

GearHead

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Port richey, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

Ima Grower man... there's grape seed stuck in my teeth again!!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Des Moines, IOWA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Rudy B Rudy B The Music Maker

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: JOPLIN, Missouri
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

ty c. Let the kids name the kids!

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: San Dimas, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender

"GUESS WHO?" ~RIP*~ JOEY SEMZ

Age:: 62 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: sumwhere u dont wanna b!!, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 47 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Germany
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

C.MIKEL " Sometimes success isn't measured by what you've accomplished but sometimes its measured by what yo

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: GAINESVILLE, Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Stacy..AKA..SUSIE HOT PANTS!!!!!! a style=padding:3px;background:#000;color:#00ADEF;f

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOWELL, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Bryce Ohio is way too muggy right now!

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Gordon Lee Over 58 isn't old ... if you're a redwood tree.

Age:: 59 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Elizabeth Creek, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Body:: Average

Clinton Jack Daniels is a good friend

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: We'll see..., Ontario
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

DZ at discovery zone slit wrists sleeping with the girl next door

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Santa Cruz, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends

Trock Shmock Yeah, my head hurts too.

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Tommy Thunderfoot

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Charleston, South Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

AMOR AMOR

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Grapevine, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

MEL DIABLO I live for the smells of an orgy in a necrophile's wet dream. - Mel Diablo

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Acworth, Georgia
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

JO3L

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: San Francisco, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Timmy Gaines Takes a licking and keeps on ticking

Age:: 45 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Franklin, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Tim

Age:: 41 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: whereiam, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

nibble the dibble.

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New York, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender

Paul Taylor Dance Company

Age:: 54 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Networking

Little Vixen If you're having trouble reading my profile don't complain, just highlight the words.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Rancho Cucamonga, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

LaUrEn ReNeE rip... casey T. Adams. I love u

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Elk Grove/santa rosa, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

Dirty Dame #2112 See you in the Funny Papers...

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: little house on the prairie, Oklahoma
Country:: United States

Happy Hour The First Comic Strip...EVER on Myspace!

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Gunnar

Age:: 48 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: My Town, WASHINGTON
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Boobman

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: San Diego, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Jamus I only drank so that the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Fairfax, VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Woody Allen Chapter One. He adores New York City...

Age:: 74 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Space Monkey Dance why all the red tape?

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: London,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Here For:: Networking

Wolverine EXCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE SNIKT

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Westchester County, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Friends

laura please send me evenings and weekends

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Helsinki, the icicle trap that is...
Country:: Finland
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

TheBoyNamedCrow/akaLonelyPlanetBoy/THE WHY FILM "Why?" - "Exactly." "Exactly?" - "Because. it all. adds. up. to. nothing."

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Boston, Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

L.C.W

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: nashville, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

schanel kiss kiss lets meet for breakfast

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: holeinwall, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Poetiflo

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: minneapolis, Minnesota
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

MY NAME IS KEVIN

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: san juan capo./san jose, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Joel the Mole

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Fun-Havin', Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Preston

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PLAINS, GEORGIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

DANO all caps

Age:: 46 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BALTIMORE, MARYLAND
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

f50 swagga I LUV AMERICA!!!!!!

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: droppin ice in the pot on,,
Country:: Cook Islands
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Damyon Lacrimosa dies illa Qua resurget ex favilla Judicandus homo reus. Huic ergo parce, Deus: Pie Jesu Do

Age:: 81 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: (>*o*)>Hollywood<(*o*<),
Country:: Zimbabwe
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends