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Blind Roofer

No, that name does not mean I have shingles, you jackass...

About Me

If I told you everything, then there would be nothing to spread rumors about. ;)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Damn right, Jamie. I stole this picture from you. ..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

Books:

I can't read. Sorry.
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Heroes:

My heroes are all in the funny papers. :)

My Blog

The other shoe

I'm tired of all the dramatic crap that follows me around.  There's about to be 3 or 4 people that will never hear from me again and I won't lose any sleep over it.  My life is incredibly he...
Posted by Blind Roofer on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:11:00 PST

Perseverence in the face of stupidity

In recent weeks, I've been the target of rumors, outright lies and slanderous jabbering from people who regularly forget that they don't know anything tangible about me... I've been in a very stressfu...
Posted by Blind Roofer on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:45:00 PST

Movin’ on up (cue theme song)...

Got the phone call yesterday that I finally DID get a damn apartment.  The 6 month search is finally over and I can't be any happier.  Well, maybe I can, but that pretty beautiful fucking ne...
Posted by Blind Roofer on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 09:32:00 PST

Yes, Im dead.

Just because I haven't been on the internet in two weeks does not mean I'm dead.  And no, I don't hate you.  Well, maybe I do, but that's not what that means.  I've moved and Comcast h...
Posted by Blind Roofer on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:10:00 PST

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.

Often times, no matter how hard you try... no matter how noble the cause... no matter how good a reason you have not to fail at something... ...you still manage to get screwed silly. If it weren't for...
Posted by Blind Roofer on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:53:00 PST

Rushing to judgement, but who fucking cares

We tried out another singer tonight.  But this dude is fucking GOOD.  Things may happen soon, wait and see... Nevertheless, I'm excited.  You should be too.    ...
Posted by Blind Roofer on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:00:00 PST

Highly intoxicated

Please blame any major changes or inconsistencies associated with my page on my extrordinarily high blood alcohol content (BAC).  If you were, in fact, affected by any or all of these changes, ge...
Posted by Blind Roofer on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:10:00 PST

A good reason to stop texting me (finally)...

The screen on my phone is destroyed.  I can't read anything on it because it doesn't show up.  So in the coming day(s), if you send me any texts or naked pictures, I will have no way to ackn...
Posted by Blind Roofer on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST

On the verge of something incredibly stupid

Good evening, bitches. Today, I became one with the rest of the car-buying public and signed my name on a big fat contract that clearly states how the dealership is going to screw me hard in exchange ...
Posted by Blind Roofer on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 12:19:00 PST

Just like an STD...

Just when you thought I was gone, I'm on the way back, haha.  I'll be home tonight from Atlanta after two weeks of working my nuts off.  Feel free to hit me on the tele and we'll hang out li...
Posted by Blind Roofer on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:50:00 PST