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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

About Me

I am happily married. My wife and I have 4 dogs. I tend to be on the immature side. I like stupid humor and sick comedy like Weird Al and Mel Brooks. I love punk rock but play metal. I am big, hairy guy but have a small terrier. I shave my head because I am going bald, not because it is the cool thing to do. I have tattoos and plan to get more. I used to have pierced nipples but I removed them (the rings). I want a midget or a dancing bear. I work for corporate America. I like to cut my grass. I get upset when I see animals die. I love my wife. I am a humanitarian but I believe some people should be shot. I am very liberal but have some conservative views. I wish I could work on cars and know what I am doing. I am a computer nerd. I can fix your computer but you would just fuck it up, again. I used to play bass for Destroy By Design. Check it out here . I could go on, but you stopped reading a while ago.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No one... now get off my lawn!

My Blog

4 long years....

I decided that it is time for me to move on from Destroy by Design.I have too much going on in life to dedicate to the band and I felt it was not fair to the other guys.I have no ill feelings with Jos...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:17:00 GMT

Fucking sick....

So I am getting over what was probably the worst sickness I have had in years.  No throwing up, thankfully.  That is always the worst for me.     It all started with a trip d...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 09:13:00 GMT

As I look back on 2007.....

... I reflect on what I accomplished and the goals I set at the end of 2006.  It is funny because I haven't really thought about the goals I set for myself at the end of '06 but just remembered t...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 22:35:00 GMT

Back off ladies....

I'm a married man.  Bitches need to reckonize!  HAHAHA.Meg and I were married in Centennial Park in Nashville by our good friend Zot.We had a late lunch with my family and Zot.  I'm gro...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:35:00 GMT

Atlanta: 3 times in 4 days.

... and that sounds like the title of a bad porn.  Anyways....                   On Thursday, I got to go to our co-...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:27:00 GMT

I'm getting married....

So I am getting married.  Weird, huh?  I asked Meg to marry me and she said yes.  We are thinking around September to have the wedding.  We will do something very small.  Feel...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:19:00 GMT

Is she not the cutest fucking thing you've ever seen?

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Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 20:01:00 GMT

New job.

So I just completed my first week at my new job.  After 5 years of Dell, I just couldn't take it anymore.  I was becoming everything I hated.  Every little thing set me off.... just bei...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 16:29:00 GMT

New Dog!!

Meg and I got us a new dog tonight.  She is a 11 week old Newfoundland (Newfie).  She already weighs 24lbs.  Her paws are huge! These dogs get up to 130lbs.  She is like a little b...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:08:00 GMT

Wine...

I like it.  It is weird to wake up and like wine.  I couldn't stand it and now I like it.  I don't understand it.  Now I've drank two bottles in two days.  Hehehe.
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 23:48:00 GMT