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MEL DIABLO

I live for the smells of an orgy in a necrophile's wet dream. - Mel Diablo

About Me


WHO ARE YOU?
What is your full name? Clayton Abernathy.
How much do you weigh? 220.
What is your favorite sexual position? Doggystyle all the while!
If you are female, what is your bust size? I am male and I am as flat as a skateboard!
Have you ever seen a UFO? I'm not sure.
What political party do you belong to (or do you)? The other one.
What's your favorite song? "Sorrow" by Bad Religion
Please list your home or cell phone number(s) I forgot it, because I never call myself.
What is your favorite part of the human anatomy? I'm all about the ass!
Are you afraid of clowns? I'm not afraid of real clowns, but I am afraid of the stuffed clowns that come to life at the foot of your bed in the middle of the night. Does that count?
Just out of curiosity, what is your social security number? I lost it in the war.
Who's your favorite actor? Morgan Freeman.
Have you ever tea-bagged a man? Not lately.
What turns you on? Large women and whipped cream...or large women with whipped cream.
What turns you off? Everything else.
Are you sexually attracted to clowns? Not really.
Do you like the current US president? Not really.
Are you afraid of muppets? NO WAY! I love the muppets! You sick bastard!
Do you like cheese? Yes.
Have you ever kissed a man? I've kissed my father on the cheek in my younger years.
Have you ever kissed a woman? Could you be more specific?
Have you ever had sex with an animal? HA! No comment.
What is your favorite kind of cheese? Kraft
Do you like chocolate or vanilla or both together? Yes.
Who do you like better; Michael Jackson or Prince? Both.
Do you fear your government? Well duh.
Have you ever seen a ghost? Not yet.
Elvis Presley or The Beatles? BEATLES!!!!
Do you like Star Wars? Oh hell yes!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I like to read, write, draw and mostly listen to music. In fact, if I'm not online at the Fat Forums, I am listening to music...or both.

My Interests

My name is Clayton Abernathy (a.k.a. Mel Diablo). I think of myself as a strange yet interesting man with unique qualities. I work very hard in this great city of ours and in my spare time I enjoy watching movies, TV and reading books and magazines. When I am home I am usually online visiting my favorite sites: The Fat Forums and Plump Rumps or messing around here on MySpace which has become my new obsession.

Music:

My favorite band of all time is the Misfits. I also love OutKast. Pretty deverse, I know. I listen to all kinds of music, but I prefer punk to them all. I also like; Aerosmith
A.F.I.
Audioslave
Bad Religion
The Beach Boys
The Beastie Boys
The Beatles
Beck
Jello Biafra
The Blackeyed Peas
Black Flag
Black Sabbath
The Boston Pops
The Butthole Surfers
Johnny Cash
CKY (Camp Kill Yourself)
Chumbawamba
Patsy Cline
Leonard Cohen
Alice Cooper
Elvis Costello
Dead Horse
The Dead Kennedys
The Dead Milkmen
Devo
The Dixie Chicks
Dr. Dre
Danny Elfman
Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot
Faith No More
Fatboy Slim
Guns N' Roses
Emmylou Harris
Him
The Hives
Iron Maiden
Waylon Jennings
The Jesus Lizard
Lawnmower Deth
John Lennon
The London Symphony Orchestra
Paul McCartney & Wings
The Meat Puppets
Meco
Megadeth
The Melvins
Men at Work
Ministry
Morbid Angel
Motley Crue
Mr. Bungle
Napalm Death
Willie Nelson
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
NOFX
Nomeansno
The Offspring
Oingo Boingo
Buck Owens
Primus
Queen
The Ramones
R.E.M.
Marty Robbins
Run DMC
Sepultura
The Brian Setzer Orchestra
Soulfly
Soundgarden
Snoop Dogg
Spinal Tap
Billy Squier
Temple of the Dog
Tenacious D
They Might Be Giants
Twisted Sister
Conway Twitty
Velvet Revolver
Venom
Ween
Weezer
Don Williams
Hank Williams
John Williams
"Weird Al" Yankovic
and Dwight Yoakam.

Movies:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fletch, The Big Lebowski, House Party, Friday, My favorite genre of movies is horror. I love me some horror flicks, namely... The Amazing Tura Satana as Varla. She will kick your ass!

Television:

Adult Swim, My Name is Earl,The Office and of course 30 Minute Meals with Rachel Ray.

Books:

I mostly read Adult magazines like Big Butt, Big Black Butt, Black Tail, Plumpers, BODacious, Buf, and Black Tail. I also read the funny papers, but only the good ones: Brewster Rocket: Space Guy, Ink Pen, Get Fuzzy and of course Lio.

My Blog

SEE, IT'S OKAY TO SWALLOW

After reading this, you will no doubt be thinking how very strange it is that I would post this after making a post about eating healthy. Creepy, yes, I know. This came from a web site about...
Posted by Mel Diablo on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:46:00 PST

DOES THIS CLOWN MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

I need to start eating healthy. No, my doctor didn't suggest it. I just know I need to. I just feel it's time. Actually, I've felt that way for a long time, but two things have always stopped me. Firs...
Posted by Mel Diablo on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?

Has anything like this ever happened to you? There we were lying in bed about to get it on. The mood was right and I was about to get me some good ole lovin'. So I started whispering sweet nothings in...
Posted by Mel Diablo on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:36:00 PST

WHY BLOW JOBS ARE SO IMPORTANT

How important is a blow job to a man? That is the question. I think a lot of ladies dont really wish to utilize the time and effort it takes to perform this task, and Im sure it is definitely a task, ...
Posted by Mel Diablo on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:54:00 PST

SONGS ABOUT FULL FIGURED WOMEN

I'm making a CD compilation TRIBUTE to full figured or "REAL" women and so far this is what I got: 1. "Big Legs, Tight Skirt" by JOHN LEE HOOKER & RY COODER 2. "I Got a Big Fat Mama" by ROY M...
Posted by Mel Diablo on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 12:01:00 PST