funny paper profiles

whatsnottalike

Joe Capobianco home of the Capo Gal

Age:
39 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEW HAVEN, Connecticut
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
katehaning

Katherine

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Arizona
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
archibaldbunker

Archie Bunker You're a Meathead... Dead from the neck up!

Age:
83 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Astoria, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Jennifer Her Kisses Left Something To Be Desired....The Rest Of Her!

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
None of your business STALKER!!!!,
Country:
United States Minor Outlying Islands
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
chefandyneo

neo WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
great yarmouth, East
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Blind Roofer No, that name does not mean I have shingles, you jackass...

Age:
98 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

don REDNECK HILLBILLY

Age:
48 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CINCINNATI, OHIO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends, Networking
ethanslayton

Ethan Chartreuse. The liqour so good, they named a color after it!

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BURLINGTON, Vermont
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends, Networking
slammed

GearHead

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Port richey, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends

Ima Grower man... there's grape seed stuck in my teeth again!!

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Des Moines, IOWA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Rudy B Rudy B The Music Maker

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
JOPLIN, Missouri
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
paperbackpocket

ty c. Let the kids name the kids!

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Dimas, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender

"GUESS WHO?" ~R*I*P*~ JOEY SEMZ

Age:
62 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
sumwhere u dont wanna b!!, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
47 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Germany
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

C.MIKEL " Sometimes success isn't measured by what you've accomplished but sometimes its measured by what yo

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
GAINESVILLE, Florida
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Stacy..AKA..SUSIE HOT PANTS!!!!!! a style=padding:3px;background:#000;color:#00ADEF;f

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOWELL, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Bryce Ohio is way too muggy right now!

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Gordon Lee Over 58 isn't old ... if you're a redwood tree.

Age:
59 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Elizabeth Creek, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Body:
Average

Clinton Jack Daniels is a good friend

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
We'll see..., Ontario
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

DZ at discovery zone slit wrists sleeping with the girl next door

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Santa Cruz, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends

Trock Shmock Yeah, my head hurts too.

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends
tommy_thunderfoot

Tommy Thunderfoot

Age:
38 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Charleston, South Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

AMOR AMOR

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Grapevine, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

MEL DIABLO I live for the smells of an orgy in a necrophile's wet dream. - Mel Diablo

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Acworth, Georgia
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

JO3L

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Francisco, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
timgainesmusic

Timmy Gaines Takes a licking and keeps on ticking

Age:
45 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Franklin, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
bbqbevo

Tim

Age:
41 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
whereiam, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
lorendiblasi

nibble the dibble.

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New York, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
taylordance

Paul Taylor Dance Company

Age:
54 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Networking
thera26

Little Vixen If you're having trouble reading my profile don't complain, just highlight the words.

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Rancho Cucamonga, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
laurenrg83

LaUrEn ReNeE rip... casey T. Adams. I love u

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Elk Grove/santa rosa, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends

Dirty Dame #2112 See you in the Funny Papers...

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
little house on the prairie, Oklahoma
Country:
United States

Happy Hour The First Comic Strip...EVER on Myspace!

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEW BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
gunnar2001

Gunnar

Age:
48 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
My Town, WASHINGTON
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Boobman

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Diego, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Friends
jamusthayn

Jamus I only drank so that the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Fairfax, VIRGINIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Woody Allen Chapter One. He adores New York City...

Age:
74 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
spacemonkeydance

Space Monkey Dance why all the red tape?

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
London,
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Here For:
Networking
JamesPatch

Wolverine EXCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE *SNIKT*

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Westchester County, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Dating, Friends

laura please send me evenings and weekends

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Helsinki, the icicle trap that is...
Country:
Finland
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends
chestfulloflights

TheBoyNamedCrow/akaLonelyPlanetBoy/THE WHY FILM "Why?" - "Exactly." "Exactly?" - "Because. it all. adds. up. to. nothing."

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Boston, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

L.C.W

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
nashville, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
schanel

schanel kiss kiss lets meet for breakfast

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
holeinwall, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Poetiflo

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
minneapolis, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
potsmoke

MY NAME IS KEVIN

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
san juan capo./san jose, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
seditionx

Joel the Mole

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Fun-Havin', Ohio
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Preston

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
PLAINS, GEORGIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
danolove

DANO all caps

Age:
46 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
asjg

f50 swagga I LUV AMERICA!!!!!!

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
droppin ice in the pot on,,
Country:
Cook Islands
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
ltimeaftertimel

Damyon Lacrimosa dies illa Qua resurget ex favilla Judicandus homo reus. Huic ergo parce, Deus: Pie Jesu Do

Age:
81 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
(>*o*)>Hollywood<(*o*<),
Country:
Zimbabwe
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Friends