My friends here are a small intimate group that includes people closest to me and a few likeminded persons for meaningful dialogue. Unless this criteria defines you, LEAVE NOW! Don't be offended if your "add" request is not accepted.
I say things like "cool" and "far out" with enthusiasm.
I was actually named after Abraham Lincoln.
I am so glad I stopped talking to myself. Me too.
I once held the record as a caller on conservative talk radio for saying "underwear" in the most sequential sentences. This record is now held by Al Franken.
I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about females appeals to me a lot.
I will not deal with intolerant people.
I am not actually 100 years old (but this is an old message).
I no longer enjoy bricks falling on my head.
The future keeps passing me by. There it goes again!
- Meaningful Dialogue!
My pictures:
My cousin Sylvia is a slut.
My friend Yukiko is not a slut.
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My annual calendar:
NOVEMBER is the only month I smoke because I am trying to cut down.
FEBRUARY is the only month I am gay (although I remain a closet heterosexual and am temporarily celebate . . . SO . . . it just doesn't matter.)
FEBRUARY is also the shortest month of the year.
FEBRUARY is also Black History month.
FEBRUARY 23rd is National Tootsie Roll Day
April Fool's Day is my favorite holiday.
Things I don't need for Christmas:
A microwave oven A coffee maker another friend named "Amanda" Fruit Cake
Things I don't need for Hanukah:
licensed 76ers tallis bag with embroidered autograph of Sean Bradley chocolate dreidles
Stories that are not true:
FIRST UNTRUE STORY on a safary
Hunter #1: "Last year I shot an elephant in my pajamas."
Hunter #2: "I'd have done the same thing if I were in your shoes."
Hunter #1: "If you were in my shoes I'd have shot you too."
SECOND UNTRUE STORY at a tribal banquet
Cannibal #1: "I wish you and your bride every happiness."
Cannibal #2: "Thanks. Glad you were here."
Cannibal #1: "BTW - I don't like your mother-in-law."
Cannibal #2: "Try the potatoes."
Investments that have changed my life:
LOSERS
- Roadmaps in braille
Sounds like a natural winner, but for some reason, the product flopped.
CD "Marcel Marseau Live at the Houston Astrodome"
This incredible talent is definately a victim of underexposure. Another flop.
Potential WINNER
- Absolutamat, the automated coin-op confessional
Everyone sins and people are on the go these days. You have to confess where and when the opportunity arises. The Absolutamat is ideal for airports, hotels, train stations, casino buffets, both houses of congress, gentlemen's clubs, etc. Finally, this has to be a winner. Wish me luck.Absolutamat