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Count Baron Von Deathskull

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About Me

Soon the world will be mine so you had better join my freinds list or you will not be spared. I have tried numerous times to take over the world...but THIS time i can't fail. I used to be happy. I used to have a "better half", but she left. I gave her my soul and she tore out my heart. So now i am just here- the bad half- heartless...-soul-less..trying to prove my love through diabolical schemes. I'm convinced if i can rule the world, offer it to her as i once promised and she accepts, then i can be whole again.I've built machines, found treasures conquered villiages and small countries all just to impress her. But having no heart or soul, my sense of morality and values are probably a little askew. The only thing I truly value is my lost love. I have no regard for anything else. Which is why so many people fear me. If one scheme doesn't work.. maybe something 100 times as drastic/destructive will!!!
Myspace Contact TablesI am rarely on myspace anymore.. you can contact me at [email protected] you will get faster replies.

My Interests

I enjoy poison, robots, mutants, mass slaughter, gas, magic, torturing so called "heroes" and long walks on the beach. i have a hidden compound where i live alone with my pet weasels... World domination, hypnotism, rodents, pillaging, robbery, torture, S&M, science, travel, making music and art, poetry, raising zombies from the grave, collecting priceless artifacts and smashing them on live telvision, kidnapping, making others suffer more than i have, holding royalty for ransom, crushing hopes and shattering dreams
You Are 98% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! WHAT CAN I SAY? ITS HARD TO BE EVIL ALL OF THE TIME... BUT IT'S EASY NOT TO BE GOOD! How Evil Are You?
You scored as IV - The Emperor. The Emperor represents power. There is nothing subtle about this Tarot card. The Empress has power through love.The Emperor has power through power. He is in control, he is forceful and ambitious. Nothing will stop him. He is a natural leader, having either been born to the role or having disposed of all those who stood in his way. If well aspected in a Tarot spread this card can indicate success. It represents obstacles overcome, goals reached and ambition fulfilled. If badly aspected it can indicate either weakness or an abuse of power.

IV - The Emperor


100%

XIII: Death


100%

XV: The Devil


94%

I - Magician


81%

II - The High Priestess


81%

0 - The Fool


75%

VIII - Strength


75%

VI: The Lovers


56%

III - The Empress


50%

XIX: The Sun


38%

XVI: The Tower


31%

XI: Justice


13%

X - Wheel of Fortune


6%
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I'd like to meet:

any goons/thugs for hire, mad scientists, lesser villians, and of course all of the "beautiful women who express themselves" that flood my freinds request folder, or ANYONE who would dare oppose me... im bored i'd probably like to kill you.
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Deathskull's Henchmen
Top Minions

Simon BarSinister

Krang

The Monarch

Dr. Finklestien

Memnoch

Sasquatch

Death

Richard Simmons

Lucifer

Roman Dirge

El Chupacabra

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Jack

Dr Zombie

Stinkbutt

Skeltor

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Music:

the cries and screams of children in unison. they are even better than a choir.

Movies:

my life is a movie. i am the lead role..everything that has happened for all of history was set in motion just to get a reaction out of me...all by the creator of the universe, whatever that means. you are all robots/machines/actors if you will, hired/created to see what sort of response i give. you have no free will.. i will figure out how to use you yet!

Television:

YESSSS!! watch the idiot box! it rots your mind worse than captain crunch rots your teeth!

Books:

the Necronomicon, something at the window is scratching, the monsters in my tummy, red dragon and Pokey the Puppy

Heroes:

Skeletor, Snidely Whiplash, Simon BarSinister, lucifer, judas, apocolypse, venom, Lord Zed and Rita Repulsa from power rangers, the joker, ted turner, Mr. Burns, Vincent Price, Roman Dirge, the inventor of the bomb, terrorists, Hannibal Lector, Freddy Krueger, Gargamel, and President Bush.

My Blog

blew the dust off the mask

To all of my minions, my sincerest apologies... i had previously taken off the mask and made an attempt to settle down. i even bought a little puppy dog. I was dangerous before simply because i ...
Posted by Count Baron Von Deathskull on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:07:00 PST

aaaahdvice column

alright you incessant whiners. here is your chance.. leave your question/compliant in the little comment box and i will solve your problems for you a.s.a.p. -cbvds-
Posted by Count Baron Von Deathskull on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:59:00 PST

no one can stop me, even Tom.

something seemed to have happen to my account...i no longer had access to it...i thought someone had somehow deleted it while i was asleep...perhaps a henchman wanting to overthrow me... i typed in my...
Posted by Count Baron Von Deathskull on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:17:00 PST

reply to a question

one of the advantages....many advantages of being a villian, is that you can usually do nearly anything you want to do...its amazing what a few weasels with mind controlling helmets can do! you are my...
Posted by Count Baron Von Deathskull on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:11:00 PST

don't stop the insanity

lying on the floor... waiting for my old freind Death to pay me a visit.. even he doesn't seem to care anymore.... Generation I ??? I = Internet... i say we are Generation A for Apathy. i feel sick. i...
Posted by Count Baron Von Deathskull on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:10:00 PST

i almost went away

i had thought for a while that perhaps i was growing old and useless. maybe there was no longer a reason for my existence. i had fallen asleep, become "busy" with "other things". i had even pryed off ...
Posted by Count Baron Von Deathskull on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:08:00 PST

ignore mothers day, i win.

Its been a busy month.  I"ve been a busy boy. in the last few weeks i've sucessfully killed the easterbunny and broadcasted it over the internet. pissed people off at my other job and shamed an o...
Posted by Count Baron Von Deathskull on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:04:00 PST

Happy (easter) Trails

how sad is it that i can create a legion of weasels with mind-controlling helmets, a vast empire of fear and technologies far beyond the likes of Iowa, but i can't figure out how to get that whore off...
Posted by Count Baron Von Deathskull on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:03:00 PST