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The Jamburglar

Kind Heart

About Me

I am addicted to burlarizing. I guess it all started when I was just a tiny burlarette. When I learned how to rollerskate is when it got especially addicting. Now, it is a way of life. I'm on roller skates, all the time, and I'll even steal your man. If you don't see me, I don't care, and I'll still knock the shit out of you and take what you got.

Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

My Interests

Physical activity, healthy cooking, talking, anything that anyone can consider fun. Roller Derby, Kickboxing, Bikram Yoga, lifting weights. I don't really drink although I've been known to put some back with the girls. I really like to go clubbing (House/Dance/Hip Hop), drink espresso/coffee (especially frozen drinks), take care of Goldfish (I have 2 - Captain Insano (over 6 years old) and Spotty (1 year old)), cars (I drive a Maxima), interior decorating, visual basic coding, shopping, travelling.

I'd like to meet:

My fans.

People that enjoy the products that I promote as much as I do. I've never felt healthier in my life...For weight loss, try the 'Trim' products, and for extra energy without the sugar and fat, try the XS Energy Items. Also, the vitamins are f'ing awesome, as they are off a readable scale of pureness. Also, my site has Artistry skin care (the bomb) and NAO Cosemetics (Never Accept Ordinary). Thanks betches!!

Music:

Gangsta Rap, House, Hard Alternative, Reggae.

Movies:

Action/Adventure, paranormal, or twisted plot movies. SpaceBalls is my favorite movie!

Television:

Family Guy, Malcolm in the Middle, Absolutely Fabulous, Reno 911, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, Married with Children, Entourage, The Wire.

Books:

Ayn Rand, good mystery books, non-fiction suspense, puzzle books.

Heroes:

Nah. Hamburgers.