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BELLE FAST BOMBER

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic!

About Me

Laughter is one of my favorite sounds. I’m generous with my kind words, bear hugs and random acts of kindness. I am a 50/50 mix of sugar & spice. I joke around a lot and sarcasm is just one more service I offer. I am afraid I will become boring, so I have a list of adventurous things to do before I die. I smell pretty like a girl, but can throw like a guy. I still add 'in bed' to my cookie fortunes. I work too much and sleep to little. I vow to be a lover, not a fighter, and never a drama queen. I use my powers for good, not evil, and trot around in Wonder Woman underroos. I have weird obsessions with fridge magnets and Post Secrets. My friends keep me entertained even though I don't get to see them all enough. I don't look or act my age, nor do I plan to. I have killed every houseplant I have ever owned but save small animals I find in the yard. I secretly wish that people wore colorful rubber wristbands to celebrate ME! I know weird random trivia and secretly think I’m a badass if I answer questions correctly on Jeopardy. Monkeys and clowns terrify me- I have stories to back it up. I look sweet & innocent, but have a wild streak - don't let the dimples fool you! I'm proud to be a derby girl and have great stories to match my bruises. ______

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My Interests

Stuff that makes me happy: SKATING!!! hiking, art, strappy shoes, fishshnets, roller derby, PostSecret, Post-it notes, animals, my cat & my border collie, red nail polish, my red fuzzy blanket, red wine, funny magnets and pictures all over my fridge, road trips & new adventures, Guinness, margaritas, cooking, rainy day naps, the beach, shopping, turkeypalooza, late night talks, fall leaves, chai, coffee, anything highly caffeinated, my snooze button, weird signs I see along the road and my camera phone...

I'd like to meet:

Looking for friends from back in the day, or new ones whose paths I haven't crossed yet. People who can make me laugh, make me smile or make me dinner - or the trifecta? (I think the way to my heart is through my funnybone!) Rollergirls who can teach me new tricks so I can look totally badass, and assorted others who dork out over Derby the same way I do! I want to keep in touch with new friends and reconnect with old ones, so say HI!


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Music:

Beastie Boys, Snow Patrol, Bad Religion, Ataris, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Dropkick Murphys, Street Dogs, Amy Winehouse, Ani Difranco, Brand New, Mary Prankster, Diffuser, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, Joan Jett, Dave Matthews, Pogues, Cat Power, Rancid, Flogging Molly, Nine Inch Nails, Jimmy Buffett, Devil Doll, Damien Rice, Rancid, Bob Marley and of course all 80's, all the time... ____

Movies:

Anything that makes me laugh, or anything that scares me, and anything with a happy ending. (Go ahead, make a joke... seriously, it's too easy.)

Television:

Grays Anatomy, The Office, Law & Order, Nip/Tuck, Style channel, One Tree Hill (yep, 31 on the outside, 16 on the inside), and (dare I admit it?) Rock of Love. Nothing is funnier than watching skanks try to out-whore each other! –––

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Books:

Last read... Sunday Comics, Life Laughs by Jenny McCarthy, and Do Fish Drink Water?: Puzzling and Improbable Questions and Answers. If you know me, that book suits me well.

Heroes:

My family & friends - I'm lucky to have them. People who push me to do things I fear - I'm grateful for that kick in the ass when I need it. Loved ones fighting cancer - for they face daily battles I can't even imagine. Oh, and Wonder Woman too!

My Blog

You know its true if you read it online...

*If you know me, then you know my love of pointless random knowledge. Here are 40 facts that are just too funny NOT to be true :) xoxo, Belle1- Pandas eat enough bamboo every day to keep bamboo scared...
Posted by BELLE FAST BOMBER on Wed, 14 May 2008 10:15:00 PST

Resolutions are meant to be broken, right?

This year, I, Allie Miller, resolve to stick to all of these resolutions in the year 2008 (and by ALL, I mean SOME of them, part of the time, or on special occasions...)- I will go to the bookstore an...
Posted by BELLE FAST BOMBER on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:03:00 PST

Kiss my ass, Cancer

I seem to cry at the drop of a hat these days, but today the tears are valid and apparently irrepressible. Mary has been a very close friend of our family since before I can remember, and now she's go...
Posted by BELLE FAST BOMBER on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:57:00 PST

You know you're a rollergirl when...

** I saw this and laughed out loud. It's funny because it's TRUE! Lotsa derby love, xoxo, Belle You know your a Roller Girl when..... 1. Your pants are suddenly a little snug in the butt and thighs. ...
Posted by BELLE FAST BOMBER on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:43:00 PST

New Years Resolutions

This year, I, Allison Paige Miller, resolve to stick to all of these resolutions in the year 2007 (and by ALL, I mean SOME, maybe?! (I know some of these are from last year... but obviously I didn't s...
Posted by BELLE FAST BOMBER on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:58:00 PST

'Tis the Season!

Happy Holidaze and greetings from Manhattan! I took a week off work and ran away to New York to visit my aunt, and take some time to escape from my usual life because I just needed to recharge......
Posted by BELLE FAST BOMBER on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:42:00 PST

Rave my ranting..

Ranting, Raving, Whining, Bitching & Complaining... BITCH BITCH BITCH! (It..s one of those weeks - yup kiddies - I..m mad enough to BLOG! I..m letting it all out to all the people and things that have...
Posted by BELLE FAST BOMBER on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:46:00 PST

Time to quit quitting...

I'm trying to quit smoking and it sucks. It's been 3 whole days so far, but after almost 10 years of smoking I have a feeling it's going to take a while. Hopefully this time I can stick to it and fina...
Posted by BELLE FAST BOMBER on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:54:00 PST

Secrets... We all have them!

I recently became fascinated with PostSecrets, where people mail their secrets anonymously on a homemade postcard and become part of a giant art project... I went to the exhibit a couple weeks ago in ...
Posted by BELLE FAST BOMBER on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST

Feels good to be a bad girl....

What is a Bad Girl?Some of us were born bad. Others learned the art. A Bad Girl is always happy to help a good friend go bad.A Bad Girl is never a good girl at heart, although she probably has a heart...
Posted by BELLE FAST BOMBER on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:20:00 PST