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Born in 2006 and put to rest at the end of our 2008 season to make way for our A and B team structure for 2009. The Barn Razors, Distel Finks and Hex Offenders will surely be missed! Look out for 2009 all!

Their days are flying past the fields and blazing by the buggies! Their nights spent wreaking havoc among the hay bales and handing out beatings like candy! You better hope that you won’t be one of the bitches we leave in stitches!Jailbreak came early for these fun loving criminals. Using their weapons of mass seduction, they’ll steal your men & scare your children. These captivating convicts have a taste for blood and will blow the bonnets right off the competition! They’ve caged their rage for too long, now it’s an all out assault!Meet the rumblers of the rink and they’re pierced, tattooed, rough, tough, unruly and so damn loveable it hurts! The Hex Offenders.....
The Hex Offenders are Fujiyama Mama (Captain), Treasure Chest (Co-Captain), White Thrash, Penny Purgatory, Suffregette Cindy, Stompin' Lizzy Stanton, Belle Fast Bomber, Mutha Medusa, Rum N. Choke, Harley Harlot, Cole Slaughter & ThoroughBled, LapCat, Leah Loveless, Spanish Incollision, Ruthless Ness.

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For more information on recruitment please contact Spawna Skatin.***REF SQUAD IS RECRUITING!***Guys and girls alike! The Ref Squad is looking for some new faces and some excited faces for our ref squa...
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