Hip Hop Cat profile picture

Hip Hop Cat

'Sup?

About Me

I'm a cat

A Funky Kitten?

Some say I have started on a downhill slide.
Some say i will end up all washed up.
What does fate hold in store for me????

I am a rather stunning Australian Beauty adorned with the aromatic spice of fresh pilchards - mmmmmm,,,radiant.

Generally speaking I like to speed ~ as you do

Some poeple say I'm a tad aggresive - perhaps even randomly hostile. I refute this notion entirely.
A cat needs some kind of release (especially since THEY took my cat nip away).
HIYYYYAAAA!!!!

I like sitting on my weird human, She likes dressing like a cat. Go figure

Apparently I suffer from road rage



Get this video and more at MySpace.com

My Interests


You have been marked on my profile map! Click to zoom-in.
fish, cats, hip hop, bling, pimped cars, catwoman

I'm a bit of an exhibitionist.
And iof course I'm very sexy

Tempatation: Of course the decision was simple - see ya width="350" later small dick. The house is soooo much better without him ( heh heh heh)

I love bikes ?

I'm unaccountably drawn to modern plumbing systems - dual flushes resonate with me particularly well.

I'm into weird physics


I like flying in my spare time. I've only clocked around 100 hours but I feel and perform like a veteran. This is a video of the day I first flew: I had inadvertantly swigged a litre of RED BULL instead of more usual caTNip. It worked ~ I now drink a lot of Red Bull.

Is that Paris Hilton down there?....Must be time for my Target practice. (Evil, yet smug grin)

Naturally i am brilliant! I will be president of the world.

But for now I must be content with my role as SpyCommander.

Extreme water sports. Man that is so RAD - Bring it on suckers


I'm into Boxing and clubbing. Look out cos I'm lethal. (Don't piss me off, man.)

Magic, the art of Escap-ology and all feline Houdini cross genre content. I especially like the water closet trick.

I am a epicurist of the highest order. Foin Woin and Doining are particularly delightful hobbies I'm sure you'll agree. Note my delicate features and athletic body.....
..
Pimp-My-Profile.com

My search for enlightenment has come at great personal cost. A recent bedtime metaphysical encounter with Yoda has left me in a strange trancendental fugue state....

Skiing - hey watch my ass as it disappears our of your sight


Watching people while they are naked.....heh heh heh

I'd like to meet:

Cat woman

God...yes I really want to meet him, but I don't necessarily want to be dead.
Danger Mouse
I want to meet this cat woman

I want to meet a persian with a flat face

Small Children. I like picking their noses

I want to meet a cat like you, Midnite!!! SEXYYYYY reowwww

Teslar. I want POWER

I want someone to scratch me like this. MMMMMMMMM Hedonistic me.

Evil Stick Figures. Together we will plot the downfall of all cute things; eh hehe heh

Big strong handsome dogs. Guess who?

Pimp-My-Profile.com
Maybe you don't like my stylings, but I don't care...There's a cat for every occasion....


Pimp-My-Profile.com
Myspace Contact Tables

Music:

hip hop

Mix'n it

and More....


Getting some moves on

Movies:

cat woman

Cats

cats and dogs

boxing helena

I don't share with dogs or bitches

Television:

Felix


Itchy and Scratchy

Top Cat

Fat Cat & Friends

Danger Mouse

Cat Woman

Books:

cat's dont read

but if they did, they would read cat horror stories like this...


and this....Bloody rats

Heroes:

Sylvestor, Top Cat, Catwoman

No room for cannibals in my life!

Ernst HemmingCAT - ruggedly armed with hunting knife, PROTECTOR OF INNOCENT BABIES & ready to gut random fish.....Come near my baby and pay the consequences.....

Ahhh grasshopper, I will teach you the way of the feline warrior - now you must learn to harness your energy and together we wil overthrow the corrupt free world .....

*wtf* type of cats are my sort of cats

My Blog

Merry Xmas and Happy New Year from an orphaned pussy

Merry Xmas everyone. I've been in hell for the past 6 weeks.  Crying and moaning and dragging chains. In between my hauntings I've been: 1)  Organising Pirate Treasure Hunts for Austral...
Posted by Hip Hop Cat on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:03:00 PST

Terrible Tuesday

And on the third day I arose as an ugly apparition ...... No apologies...... and no more Saturday night caTNip -  I'm taking far less of that bloody caTNip ;-p ( Ok so I 'm ON T...
Posted by Hip Hop Cat on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:11:00 PST

Cat Experimentation

They took a secret webcam into a music store to research the effect of musical genres on Cats. Several weeks in the making, this exhaustive study reveals what the authorities have been too scared to t...
Posted by Hip Hop Cat on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:44:00 PST