I'm an EXTREMELY talented, famous, shaggy grey tabby cat seen on skits from the weekend comedy show SATURDAY NIGHT LIGHT LIVE. I was always billed as the "cat who could drive a car." Yes, I have, I mean HAD a Texas drivers license, No. Z82765NT!
I live with a simple-minded couple, Lyle and Brenda Clarke, at 3130 Meadow Lane. That's in Texas...Go Longhorns!
I used to be a stunt driver for The Dukes of Hazzard where I received a head injury, which is probably responsible for my so-called erratic driving skills. It seems I would often drive the car off a cliff, usually with my owners screaming like babies! Miraculously, I would survive and even more surprising my owners would again let me drive their car!
Lyle and Brenda are fond of showing home movies of me driving the car. You can see them here. They're so proud! Check them out: see us going over Niagara Falls, into the Grand Canyon, etc.
I've also had the pleasure of driving many celebrity big shots around, such as, Karen Allen, Griffin Dunne, Joe Flaherty, David Foley, Phil Hartman, Linda Hamilton, Andrea Martin, Steve Martin, Ken McDonald, Randy Quaid, Julia Sweeney, and George Wendt. Good times. RIP Tyrone Fletcher.
"Toonces Without A Cause" My rebellious years...
THE Tooncinator!
Spunky sucks...
"Life is hard, then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything, except maybe a few hours.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the drapes are there.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
If you're not receiving enough attention,
try knocking over several expensive lamps.
Make your mark in the world or at least spray each corner.
When you go out into the world, remember:
being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege." ~Author Unknown
Remember kids, SAFETY FIRST, Myspace Responsibly...
