Getting it On with the Mentally Ill |
Sex with vegatables can be quite invigorrating. You never know just what a crazy person is going to do and when the ostrich suddenly starts running over the bedsheets, .. well.. we know then we a...
Posted by Jack Ryder on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:00:00 PST |
Pooping On Your Name |
I declare the outright gayness of this (gangbaning the JLA* in love with the Beyonder* having God's love child) descriptive name tagging very gay indeed.
Anyone else outthere in fantasy land agre...
Posted by Jack Ryder on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:29:00 PST |
Argh! I have been revisioned |
D.C. comics has done it agian and this time without any real reason. I have a brand new origin in the new Creeper comic. ANd even better no one seems to remember me from before even though I have been...
Posted by Jack Ryder on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST |
The Balled of Harley and the Creep |
The Ballad of...
Posted by Jack Ryder on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:47:00 PST |
Forgetting the rememebererd forgotton |
SO my hand was not growing back, it was like my body forgot what having a hand was like. And how do you remeber something you have forgotton? The best way I know is by forgetting about what you are tr...
Posted by Jack Ryder on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:05:00 PST |
The sound of one hand clapping |
So I was hanging around with this talking duck from another universe. We were swapping ceegars and sad stories when this freak with a Stan Lee mustache and a Man In Black suit kicks the door of the ba...
Posted by Jack Ryder on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:58:00 PST |
What MJ does when lil Petey is looking |
OK! I can't help but to be all Secert Hospital and all that jazz, but the schmoes that work for the Marvelous competition have some really sick fucks on their side.And that is coming from me!, and I h...
Posted by Jack Ryder on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 01:38:00 PST |
My Femur is Sticking out of My Ribs |
Ok, so it is time for the moral of the day...AHRHGH!(POP)...the moral today is ..."Do unto corperate shit weasels named Wayne as you would have certian darkknight dectectives do four times fucki...
Posted by Jack Ryder on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:25:00 PST |
Wotta Fun Thing |
Today I discovererd the world of the wide web, my first words when presented with this Idea was " What the Fuck is the internet?", but after seeing all the porn I thought this could only a good thing....
Posted by Jack Ryder on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:34:00 PST |
