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ALCOHOLMAN the INTOXICATED DETECTIVE

THE INTOXICATED DETECTIVE

About Me



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I was the only survivor of the "Super Sailor" experiment from PLAN B in the United States Navy. When I drink alcohol I get super powers.

KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!

Gin makes me fly.
Tequila makes run fast.
Vodka gives me ESP.
Whiskey makes me strong.
Scotch helps me think.
When I drink rum I can bring underwater.
Red wine heals me.
Beer calms me down.
And the list goes on, but I think you get the idea.

My intoxicating adventures are chronicled by Bradley Mason Hamlin and available at Mystery Island. www.mysteryisland.net I personally do not recommend anyone under the age of 18 reading about "the man with the strange alcohol powers." Alcohol use on any level is dangerous and often scary stuff.

My Interests


Comic strip era cool cats: Dick Tracy, The Phantom, Flash Gordon, and Tarzan.

I'd like to meet:


Music:



Movies:

Village of the Giants and Attack of the Mushroom People.

Television:



Forget TV. Read INTOXICATED DETECTIVE.

Books:



CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE INTOXICATED DETECTIVE ON MYSTERY ISLAND!

INTOXICATED BOOKS IN PRINT:

A LITTLE AFTER MIDNIGHT
FROG FACE
VOODOO BLONDE
KNUCKLES MAULER
EDDIE CROSSBONES
GINGER'S BLUES
THE LUCY HELL STORY
THE SNAIL SUPREME
MR. HAPPY FACE
FULL MOON FIESTA

Heroes:


My favorite hero is: LUCY HELL the DEVILGIRL

My Blog

Alcoholman Halloween!

www.mysteryisland.net/alcoholmanhalloween  
Posted by ALCOHOLMAN the INTOXICATED DETECTIVE on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:24:00 PST

Intoxicated Detective Books!

Help keep the Intoxicated Detective in business. Subscribe to his small press book series and support the arts: www.mysteryisland.net/subscription  ...
Posted by ALCOHOLMAN the INTOXICATED DETECTIVE on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:43:00 PST

Marky Munster Interview

Check out Bradley Mason Hamlin's interview with Marky Munster! One man's obsession with a 1960's sit-com: www.mysteryisland.net/markymunster  ...
Posted by ALCOHOLMAN the INTOXICATED DETECTIVE on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:30:00 PST

INTOXICATED DETECTIVE BOOKS

See: www.mysteryisland.net/alcoholman for the Intoxicated Detective series in print.
Posted by ALCOHOLMAN the INTOXICATED DETECTIVE on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:44:00 PST

drunk on brown beer

kind of buzzed inside my head hard to think but listening to the Beatles and drinking the brown beer making vegetarian voodoo chili for Lucy Hell you know, that's swell and that rhymes so, time for ...
Posted by ALCOHOLMAN the INTOXICATED DETECTIVE on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:37:00 PST

ALIEN MIND CONTROL

ALIEN MIND CONTROL No. 1 As the aliens plan our complete and utter painful annihilation I drink Rebel Yell and wonder what I can do for my fellow humans as I can sometimes hear the invader...
Posted by ALCOHOLMAN the INTOXICATED DETECTIVE on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:09:00 PST