Eddie Crossbones

Well, you've all heard of cursed skeletons, yadda-yadda, but seriously folks--the legends began with a little fella named Eddie Crossbones, the most notorious and feared of the American pirates.

Well, I got in a little trouble with a wicked female back in the buccaneer days, and badda-boom: Living Skeleton.

In order to pay my debt to society, so to speak, I work for a little organization known as The Secret Society.

I hope one day to reverse my negative karma and get a good night’s sleep.

By the way, I was personally responsible for tapping “Alcoholman” into the Society, and truth be told, I had my eye-sockets on Lucy Hell first, before that punk came along.