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Gerald James!

The pain...The suffering...and the cotton candy.

About Me

In all honesty, I spend 90% of my time daydreaming about someones else's life and not truly living mine.Just some dopey kid from the Suburbs, with a head full of nonsense. Intelligence means nothing these days, unless it applies to a better tasting diet cola or nice new titties. I wish I had some more witty shit to say. I don't. By the way, we're all doomed. ..
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My Interests

Film, writing screenplays, I read alot as well, supernatural activity, martial arts, swimming,creating latex monsters,Playing with my dog Ian, low budget special effects,exotic cusine, freestyling, music, turntabilism, mexican wrestling,getting my back scratched, Comic art, late seventies porn, sex toys, ummm....The creative process in general..... Making fun of people, avenging retail slaves, helping others.

I'd like to meet:

..People with good stories. I love a good story. Someone who is what they claim to be? There are an awful lot of liars here on MySpace. (For example: The guy who said he was Grimace, but was really just a dumb fat guy from Chicago with purple drink spilled on his shirt)Video ho's? Wannabe video ho's that can make their ass clap? Wannabe video ho's that have seen the "Tip Drill" clip by Nelly? And are willing to reinact the scene at the end involving the credit card.Women with an unhealthy morbid obsession. That is so fricking hot. Yeah, death is hot. And like we can do it in a cemetary. Yeah.A retirement community full of swingers. So that I can plan for the future on a fixed income, full of widows.Widows, in general. Who have accquired large sums of money and already got the bad boob job.People with their heads screwed on straight. Anyone that can teach me something, anything. Biker sluts? I don't even want to meet any of my heroes, I think that'd be quite disappointing. Flexible biker sluts? Biker sluts with hot friends that enjoy burly men with beards?

Music:

I listen to everything but a few favorites , Misfits, Underworld, Saint Germaine, Motley- Crue, Oribital,Underground hip hop, almost all ELECTRONICA, Leftfield, Tori Amos, DJ Timo Maas,From Autumn to Ashes, Gangstarr,The Cure,Audiobullys,Anything, by my man Dan the Automater, Iron Maiden, Peter Cetera, H.I.M.,Kanye West, Madonna, Cold,Miss Kitten, 50 cent,Wumpscut,Dj Z-trip, Mesh,Metallica,Kruder and Dorfmeister,Folk music,Slick Rick, VnV Nation,APOP,The Go-Go Ghouls, Dramarama,Thirteen soundtrack, , Dj Kid Koala, Direct Drive, anything on Shadow Records, Coldcut, Depeche Mode, Jay -Z, Old Synthpop records, Alot of Jazz, The High and Mighty, Princess Superstar, Ghost Face Killa, Bjork, Industrial/EBM/DARKWAVE/Uber-POP, WU-TANG clan, Nine Inch Nails, I have pretty eclectic tastes in general....but, mostly electronic or acoustic.....

Movies:

Soul Plane, Inside Deep Throat, Movies that Frat boys quote endlessly, even more so than anything they might actually learn in college, Favorite flick of all time: Ed Wood......Second favorite, Mumford A few favorites:Star Wars (don't sleep on the new trilogy, you will be showing them to your grandkids, they're dope) Pretty much any bad horror flick, or any bad 80's martial arts revenge flicks, (The Karate Kid Quadrilogy)sleazy exploitaion flicks, A LOT OF INDIE FILMS,About Schmidt, American Beauty, Big Fish ,Boogie Nights, Clerks,Conan the Barbarian,Death Wish,The Lethal Weapon films, Die Hard,They Live (John Carpenter is the man!),Anything with Vincent Price, Friday the 13th part seven: The new blood and part 4:the final chapter, Unbreakable,The Adventures of Ford Fairlane,Ong Bak, The Perfect Weapon,Kickboxer, Pray for Death, Willard, Halloween, The Neverending Story,Theater of Blood, The big Lebowski, Rocky 3, Only the Strong

Television:

TV just wants to sell you crap. I own enough crap. Thank you.
You scored as Michael Myers. You are Michael Myers. You are quiet, and have serious family issues. You wont rest until you kill your entire family, and everyone who gets in your way. You dont really care what you kill with, but you prefer a nice butcher knife from the kitchen. There is no hope for you. There is nothing living behind your eyes but evil.

Michael Myers


100%

Leatherface


80%

Jason Voorhees


80%

Pinhead


80%

Buffalo Bill


80%

Captain Spaulding


80%

Freddy Krueger


80%

Hannibal Lecter


80%

Candyman


60%

Jigsaw


50%
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Books:

Just about any Biography that comes out. Books that are about and might contain: WRASSLIN! Eastern philosophy, books on film and trashy sex novels. Oh and Penthouse with the pictures cut out.

Heroes:

Mick Foley, Jim Henson,Tom Savini,Vince McMahon,Steven Speilberg, Roddy Piper, Tim Burton,Robert Evans,Oprah Winfrey, Ron Jeremy,Wes Craven,John Carpenter,Lloyd Kaufman, Walt Disney, Steven Seagal, George Lucas and anybody that ever had to work for a living!

My Blog

Words strung together for fun

Beauty fades, like the pain of date rape,fall down? fuck no we just met.I'm expressionless, used like a vietnam vet,my mind is half gone, kurt cobain says are we there yet?my fate is destructionwaffle...
Posted by This space for rent on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:14:00 PST

McDonalds makes my dreams come true!

Blog. Blog.Below.My dreams finally come true!Huckleberry Toys is pleased to announce that it will be bringing the classic McDonaldland® characters to life in the form of six to eight inch retro action...
Posted by This space for rent on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:42:00 PST

Wanna help me fuck ho's and overdose on quality drugs??!!!

Please add my music profile:www.myspace.com/jerryhorror78If not, I will bang your grandma (dead or alive) and implant my popshot into your brain on replay forever.I kid, I kid.That kind of technology ...
Posted by This space for rent on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:21:00 PST

QUICK FANBOY RANT

So this weekend , the long delayed horror flick/project greenlight 3 winner, "Feast", will be released for special midnight weekend engagements. That is if you live in the heart of a major city. Right...
Posted by This space for rent on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:52:00 PST

My thoughts on 9/11

With all the hoopla and calculated media/political  hype surrounding the 5th anniversary of the events of 9/11 it's hard to gain a sense of closure.Alot of people speculate, as well as make docum...
Posted by This space for rent on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:11:00 PST

Why you should really get your ass to a theater and see "The Protector".

The world, especially North America, will now know who Tony Jaa is.A few years ago I feverishly hunted down a copy of "Ong Bak", almost a year before it's stateside release. Upon finding it and severa...
Posted by This space for rent on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:07:00 PST

PS3 PROBLEMS PART 2: JERRY TOLD YOU SO!

Well, Sony announced today that instead of shipping 800,000 PS3's during the initial holiday run, the first shipment will be cut in half to 400,000 units in North America. (The XBOX 360 console sold 3...
Posted by This space for rent on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:05:00 PST

Yet another sign of our impending doom

Wendy's has made a Vanilla frosty. Yes pick your jaw up off the floor. It's incredible. This means they fully admit that the original frosty is in fact, some sort of choclate. I'm saying this because ...
Posted by This space for rent on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:30:00 PST

PS3 by the numbers

COMES OUT NOVEMBER 17thCOST 600 DOLLARSTAX ON THAT: ABOUT 60 BUCKSCOST OF LAUNCH GAMES ABOUT 60 BUCKSSECOND CONTROLLER 50 BUCKSLAUNCH GAMES THAT I SAW THAT LOOKED "REMOTELY" INTERESTING: NONEI SURE WO...
Posted by This space for rent on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:47:00 PST

SPECIAL "SNEAK PEEK" OF MY ALBUM!

http://myspace.com/jerryhorror78Get a super exclusive sneak peak...
Posted by This space for rent on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 11:21:00 PST