I'm Matty P and I'm better than you. I am everything you don't want in a man. I like to yell at people and call them names...I like to make fun of the unfortunate. I like to mock the handicapped. I think that I am better than most anyone I encounter. I hate people that don't speak English. I believe that Darwin was nothing more than a playa hata. Fuck him and his theories. I don't like when people touch me when they speak to me. I hate selfish people. I am currently preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse. I enjoy ruining Camwhore aspirations- lots of love Naughty. I like to make people's eyes water. I love it when Maury says- YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER. I hate when people say "mines" when they refer to ownership. It makes me mad. So do girls who wear belly shirts that have bellies. I have a sick fascination with midgets. I'm always hungry. I hate fake nails. I hate dirty nails more. If you come to my house, you must bring your own roll of toilet paper- must be Charmin quality or above. I like girls that use VO5. I hate when people mistake 8 o'clock with 11:30. I like cleanliness. I don't ever want to Find Nemo. I hate people that don't have a single original thing to say. I hate being the bug and not the windsheild. I don't talk none of that Clakny Ass Crap. I am very good at Battleship. Probably the best that I know of. I like M & M cookes. I hate germs. I hate people who get them. I cause problems. I solve problems. I pickle they.I am an asshole because that is my true nature. The difference between you and me is that I have gained the freedom to express my true nature. What could be more beautiful than truth and freedom?People like you are a dime a dozen...people like me come once in a lifetime!
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