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BATTLEKAT

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About Me

DEVINE VAGINE - Live @ Punk, SohoBattlekat’s limbs consist of: Minstar, the throat who provides squeals and grahhhhhhh!!!! Ryan D’lion who saws at Battlekat’s strings and breaks them, Robert T Murder who rumbles the ground with subsonic grumbles of dirt and Raygun who provides the epileptic pulse of doom:…who together intensively trained and bled lots!Battlekat soon realised, after performing at several local venues in Surrey and Middlesex, that it could scream, grumble and CRASH louder, faster and with more flare than ALL the other half – assed , whiney bands that played ‘proper’ music, and it laughed so much that Ryan fell off Battlekat’s body and got lost for a while!!!!!!!!!After a few months, Ryan was found. Battlekat is now fully limbed and has fully trained handlers looking after it. Nothing can stand in the way of Battlekat now!MMWAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/18/2005
Band Website: battlekat.co.uk
Band Members: BATTLEKAT'S LIMBS ARE: MINSTAR (THROAT), ROBERT T MURDER (BASS ARM), RYAN D'LION (GUITAR ARM) AND RAYGUN! (BEAT FEET)
Influences: LOTS OF SUGAR AND E NUMBERS
Sounds Like: YO MAMMA SCREAMING OUT FOR MORE!!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

WWW.BATTLEKAT.CO.UK

www.battlekat.co.uk just go. (blood,piss,shit,semen,violence,slime,sexual intercourse,pure putrid sexiness included)
Posted by BATTLEKAT on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:10:00 PST

OOHH MMYYY FUKKING GGOOOOSSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

WEBSITE OPERATING WWW.BATTLEKAT.CO.UK WEBSITE OPERATING WWW.BATTLEKAT.CO.UK WEBSITE OPERATING WWW.BATTLEKAT.CO.UK AAAAHHHHHHAAHAHAHAAHAAA !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by BATTLEKAT on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:55:00 PST

NEW TUNES LOOOK!!!!

new tunes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by BATTLEKAT on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:08:00 PST

PHOTO"S TO BE POSTED SOONLY

http://www.sarahekosminsky.com is the best photographer!!!!!! WE LOVE HER!!!
Posted by BATTLEKAT on Sat, 27 May 2006 08:12:00 PST

see, hear, but no touching! ITS A VIDEO

go to www.stuartweston.com and go to 'film' and its the third video. SSSHHH!
Posted by BATTLEKAT on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:28:00 PST

Oi

I need to say: THANKU to all the beautiful people in our video! You look HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME DOWN ON SUNDAY OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!! You need to become members of the Tatty Bogle Club 4 free on www.thet...
Posted by BATTLEKAT on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 09:41:00 PST

yeeeehaaa im in the 21st century

hello kittens so lovely to see you all! riri here, ive actually got the internet now so i can do clever things like the rest of you. its extremely slow though soz speek soon igotta gox
Posted by BATTLEKAT on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:53:00 PST

ROLL UP! ROLL UP!! SEE THE MIRACLE OF SCIENCE!!! THE GREAT PUTTI CLONE

OH MY GOD BATTLEKAT HAS FINALLY DONE IT . WE HAVE SUCCSESFULLY CLONED PUTTI RYAN FROM THE SEAMAN STAINS ON HIS GUITAR , AFTER A FEW MISHAPS WHICH INVOLVED THE CREATING OF HILARY DUFF , WHICH WE HAD TO...
Posted by BATTLEKAT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BATTLEKAT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Putti is responding to the faith of all his friends! BATTLEKAT WILL ROAR AGAIN!!!!!!! BATTLEKAT IS NOT DEAD!!!!!!! LONG LIVE BATTLEKAT!!!!!! LONG LIVE PUTTI!!!!! It could be even as short as a month a...
Posted by BATTLEKAT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

come on come on

Putti is lost somewhere in the desert!!! Its going to take all of us to help him get back. CLAP YOU HANDS! SAY: IBELIEVE IN BATTLEKAT! I BELIEVE IN PUTTI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by BATTLEKAT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST