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President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!

About Me

I am currently serving as the president of Iran. It's a pretty cool job most of the time. When I'm not at work, I enjoy spending time with my wife and three kids. Golf is also very enjoyable. I don't know what else to say right now, so if you have any questions about me, feel free to ask.

My Interests

Politics, government, the Islamic faith, reading, and collecting baseball cards are all passions of mine.

I'd like to meet:

Allah, The Prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon Him,) and John Lennon are who I'd really like to meet. Beyond them, I'm always willing to hang out with anyone who knows how to have a good time.

Music:

I can't get enough of those patriotic traditional Iranian military marches. Anything else is for arrogant Western pigs. The Pussycat Dolls are pretty hott.

Movies:

Movies are for Western swine. If you have to know, The Royal Tenenbaums is my favorite movie ever. It's infidelightful.

Television:

I occasionally like to catch Bloomberg, MSNBC, CNN, and the Weather Channel at work. Other than that, Al Jazeera is a pretty good channel. Grey's Anatomy, CSI, Family Guy, and Lost are my favorite shows.

Books:

The Holy Qur'an. I also liked the DaVinci Code.

Heroes:

The Prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon Him,) Ayatollah Khomeini, Ellen DeGeneres, and Barry Bonds are my heroes.

My Blog

The Islamic Republic of Iran's Civil Nuclear Program Progress Report

So the UN Security Council, Mohamed ElBaradei, and the Great Satan thinks they can stop me and my niggas?  They ain't got shit! THOSE BITCHES AIN'T GOT SHIT!...
Posted by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

Saddam

Saddam is dead.  Dumb bastard.  I will live on as the number one human rights violator in the Middle East. DEATH TO ISRAEL! DEATH TO AMERICA!...
Posted by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:06:00 PST

My very first blog!

As-salaamu alaikum, bitches!  I'm new to this MySpace thing.  I don't know what to say in this blog. DEATH TO AMERICA!  ALLAHU AKBAR!...
Posted by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:47:00 PST