Hands McGee, hero of the hour

About Me

Hi. I am a cyclops. Oh, not a big cyclops, I measuer just shy of 4ft tall. You see, I am a runt with the exception of my really large hands. I fight crime and evil monsters with my best friend, Rag Boy the living Voodoo Doll, and go on great adventures. It's a lot of fun. I go all over the world and have seen a lot of cool things. I love goats milk, best drink ever.

My Interests

Fighting crime, defending the weak, drinking goats milk, art, Natalia my cool friend from Argentina and all she teaches me about humans, building snow men or women, reading, playing with puppies and kittens, music, defeating evil, saving the defenseless and greek mythos.

I'd like to meet:

People who like things I do. No evil people or I will have to beat you up. It is my job. Sorry.

Music:

Any thing with a good beat that a cyclops can dance to.

Movies:

ALL MOVIES are great.

Television:

Television? Rag Boy wont let me watch it. He says I would be obsessed with pop culture.

Books:

Green Eggs and Ham, the Oddesy ( my uncle Bruce, not Polyphemus as books would have you think, is in it)

Heroes:

Fire Fighters and Teachers. Also, good doctors that do their job to help others, not for the money. Also, my mom.

My Blog

10 Years...

So, just the other day it dawned on my good friend and creator John that this is my 10th year of existence in this world when I was transported here by a silly drawing in his sketchbook. Upon inf...
Posted by Hands McGee, hero of the hour on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:23:00 PST

To everyone...

Hello all, I'm about to break the "4th wall"... I just want to say to everyone that has been waiting for me to do stuff with Hands, I am sorry. I have been seriously slacking on this little guy, with ...
Posted by Hands McGee, hero of the hour on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:51:00 PST

It has been a long time now...

... but I will soon have some new things done. I have been busy on a personal quest that took me away for a long time but I'm now back and should have some action coming soon. Keep your eyes open. &n...
Posted by Hands McGee, hero of the hour on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:29:00 PST

so...

I need to get John to update this thing a little more. He is so lazy.
Posted by Hands McGee, hero of the hour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bunnies are cool...

Today, I ran into a large bunny who was placing eggs in some bushes. Curious, I went up to the bunny and asked him what he was doing. The bunny, named Peter, told me his family has been placing eggs i...
Posted by Hands McGee, hero of the hour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what a week...

Well it all started with Rag Boy and I going to Philly to stop some harpies that we at first thought was the band Kitty. We stoped them easy, as Rag Boy has no ears and i feel girls have cooties. We ...
Posted by Hands McGee, hero of the hour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hands from 1.85 to 2.8 inches bigger!

that was the subject of an e mail I got. I just felt it to be funny.
Posted by Hands McGee, hero of the hour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nats gonna kill me......

"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what cyclopism is; I only know that people call me a cyclops whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a bag of M&M's or a aligator....
Posted by Hands McGee, hero of the hour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hehehe

ok. i have a few ideas for this journal. i may either do a choose your own adventure type thing with it where you guys choose what I do, or some thing else i have yet to think of. let me know.
Posted by Hands McGee, hero of the hour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wow its been some time.....

Now that John is back in school, he will be kind enough to do something with me over the next few weeks. We can only hope. Hands
Posted by Hands McGee, hero of the hour on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST