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ALBËRTA DARKNËSS

I heard that denim's back in style

About Me

We are ALBËRTA DARKNËSS. The newest and sexiest Jugend in western Canada.

My Interests

Institigating bar fights, heckling Trekkies and having sex with your girlfriend.

I'd like to meet:

More Turbonegro fans and girls in tight denim.If you would like to join the Alberta Darkness Turbojugend please message me for precise instructions. Failure to follow instructions will result in a paddling.

Music:

Turbonegro.

Television:

Turbonegro videos.

Heroes:

Turbonegro, sailors.

My Blog

Ed the Sock is dead.

I'm taking over. I'm Frank Rizzo, and I approve this message.
Posted by ALBËRTA DARKNËSS on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 05:09:00 PST

Because knowledge is power.

Hey jerks! Do you like books? Of course you do, you love to read. You're reading this, aren't you? I'm worried. It's becoming increasingly more obvious that there are many people out there, some of ...
Posted by ALBËRTA DARKNËSS on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 04:41:00 PST

New policy

Some of you idiots out there aren't getting the message. If I get one more friend request from someone who lists Alexisonfire as one of their favourite bands I'm going to start killing the locals. Fro...
Posted by ALBËRTA DARKNËSS on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 12:23:00 PST

Today I denied everyone.

That's right kids. Every single friend request I received today was quickly and easily rejected. Do you realize that maybe 1/3 of all the friend requests I receive might make the cut? The rest are dis...
Posted by ALBËRTA DARKNËSS on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 09:43:00 PST

More fun with idiot mail

Here's another recent message from yet another idiot. So.. I totally want to be on your friends list.. Because you're like my hero! But, when I added you, You didn't accept! WHYYYY? we should be frie...
Posted by ALBËRTA DARKNËSS on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 10:58:00 PST

New Idiot mail.

Maybe I should take it easy on the kids. The next email comes from a 17 year old girl. So perhaps I should be more forgiving. No. When I was in school I took pride that my reading comprehension an...
Posted by ALBËRTA DARKNËSS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Idiot mail of the day.

I have decided to start using the blog feature of this site as a means to show everyone how dumb I think people are. Here is my first piece of idiot mail sent to me on myspace. I have chosen not to re...
Posted by ALBËRTA DARKNËSS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST