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I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I don't mind lulls in conversation,

I don't dislike an uncomfortable pause,

an awkward moment is to be savoured

not unlike obscene telephone calls.

I don't mind a few giant cliches

there's nothing wrong with a little bragging,

I don't depise grandiose displays

outlandish disguises we can hide in.

I don't mind holes punched in the drywall

I see no reason not to park on the front lawn

and I approve of above-ground swimming pools,

staying up until a half-hour past dawn.

..- "Above-ground Swimming Pools" by The Headstones..

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All of you! Anybody and everybody!

My Blog

Who actually reads this thing?

I'm kind of interested to know because I haven't touched it in months and I still get something like two mystery hits per week. It's not myself or a bug because I've tested it recently to figure out i...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:59:00 GMT

For the last time, I’m...

Tonight was much like everynight and I it was defined by fun, detail, atonement and loss.This is all pretty standard for me being drunk.However, I'd like to throw this out to everybody smoking dope in...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 02:48:00 GMT

Party Plans

Okay...not a bad showing, old bean, but you've determined some pertinent facts.1. 4 is enough. If you lose track of how much you've been drinking, Chris, you should stop right then.2. You can't fight ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 16:28:00 GMT

An invisible curve

I want something for nothing.I think about this a lot and concluded its about time that someone hand me a reward for no reason with no effort on my part.Looking around, I see I'm surrounded by people ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:07:00 GMT

And it goes on and on and on and on

Bigfoot is real. This is the saddest thing I've seen in a while. I went and watched a documentary on it last night by an Albertan activist guy and he had miraculously wonderful footage of the beast in...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 15:08:00 GMT

Brief Remark

I want to do Kissyface27 right away. Someone set that up.
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 16:30:00 GMT

A righteous bloggening on an important issue of the day!

No one in Canada can get their comics today (wednesday AKA new comic book day) because shipping issues caused by the Greyhound strike have prevented shipments from reaching all retailers in time. This...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 15:25:00 GMT

Taisa taisa taisa TAISA! LOOKIE!

{ahem}When the Rebel Fleet arrives, they shall find the battle station very much...operational.The Arab Deathstar!YAY!
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:13:00 GMT

Japanese Corpse Girls

I walked the entire grid yesterday trying to find a new job. This is from Macleod Trail west to 14th St. and 17th Ave. to Riverfront Ave. as de-limits downtown and Sunnyside up to about 8th Ave. NW. T...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 13:12:00 GMT

So its come to this...

Yep.
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 15:16:00 GMT