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3TARDS

CANADA'S MOST POLITICALLY INCORRECT PUNK BAND

About Me

Established in 2001, single handedly responsible for Asscore and its movement. Adding yet another core to your already extensive collection of cores.

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Member Since: 10/3/2004
Band Website: THE3TARDS.COM
Band Members:

John Tard - Vocals

Keith Tard - Drums

Fox Tard - Bass

Le Tard - Guitar

Influences: THE 3TARDS DAILY EARFUL

Starting May 10, 2006, every day, Monday to Friday, in THE 3TARDS fourth song slot, we will be recording a personal message to all of you, called THE 3TARDS DAILY EARFUL! We believe this to be a Myspace first! So every day, make sure you come back and listen to whatever it is we feel like telling you! Make sure you leave comments on the profile as well, so we can give you a shout-out if we think your comment is crazy enough. Hope you enjoy it!

Cheers,
THE 3TARDS

THE 3TARDS TARD OF THE MONTH

Every month we will be choosing one 3TARDS Myspace friend as our TARD OF THE MONTH! Any guy or gal is eligible, but they need a truly creative 3TARD-related picture to qualify. The TARD OF THE MONTH will be featured in this spot on our profile for a full month, as well as in a special section on our Web site, with a link to his or her Myspace profile. So keep sending us those crazy pics of yourself to our comments or our Myspace E-mail, and you could be chosen for an upcoming month!

MAY 2008


Sometimes John Tard wishes that he was married to LoLo, just so she could be LoLo Tard. He thinks that's the coolest name ever! Super cool girl with equally as cool taste in music. Plus John says she's adorable. We love LoLo!

Sounds Like: UPCUMMING SHOWS:

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Crystal Balls CD

Greatest Hits Vol 2 CD



3tarded RealTrax Ringtone

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Record Label: Wounded Paw/Spinerazor
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

New Review is Up

Our concert with DOA got reviewed by The Toronto Music Scene.click here to go have a look!...
Posted by 3TARDS on Sat, 17 May 2008 06:32:00 PST

WHATS NEW WITH THE3TARDS?????

Howdy!!!  Its a gorgeous Saturday morning so I figured I would take a few minutes to let you all know whats going on with the new CD. First of all it is titled" YOU WIN,YOU LOSE".The title came w...
Posted by 3TARDS on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:13:00 PST

OUR BABY WAS STOLEN FROM THE STAGE DURING OUR D.O.A GIG JULY 7TH IN TORONTO....REWARD!!!

So heres the deal.The show was incredible.Kathedral was jammed.All the bands kicked major ass.D.O.A were deadly as usual and Nash The Slash played 4 songs in the encore in full bandaged glory!!But let...
Posted by 3TARDS on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 06:49:00 PST

OUR 2ND ANNUAL BREAST CANCER BENEFIT A HUGE SUCCESS!!

SUNDAY APRIL 8 2007 TORONTO Well first off let us take this opportunity to Thank all that helped make this night so special.You for coming.All the bands that played.The Big Bop for donating the venue ...
Posted by 3TARDS on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:52:00 PST

JOHNNY ROTTEN AND JOHN TARD ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!

..> Without getting into too much of the past I suggest you read my earlier blog {on my personal profile}and then this one.It will help establish the bloody fued that is going on now!! Well last nig...
Posted by 3TARDS on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST

THE WEDDING.......SAT MAR 03 2007....THE DAY AFTER!

Holy fuckin shit!!  Where do I begin? Let me just start off by saying thank you to all of the people that came out last night especially from great distances for a punk rock show, like Montreal a...
Posted by 3TARDS on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:46:00 PST

ABSOLUTELY WILD NIGHT IN OSHAWA!! COPS,THREATS AND SNOW!!

O.K so as most of you know by now we played a show in Oshawa last night.Oshawa is a great punk rock town and we absolutely  love playing there but last night things got way out of control.Which i...
Posted by 3TARDS on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:43:00 PST

BEETLEJUICE SHOW LAST NIGHT!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

Hello everybody! Its early in the morning and I was having trouble sleeping from all the adrenaline pumping through my veins last night.This happens sometimes after wild shows.I get home and I feel li...
Posted by 3TARDS on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:59:00 PST

JOHN TARD AND FOX TARD ARE GETTING MARRIED!!

That's right!  On Sunday John & Fox hashed out all their differences, and one thing led to another, and the next thing you know, John was down on his knee, PROPOSING TO FOX!!!  So on Sat...
Posted by 3TARDS on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

LAST NIGHTS BOVINE SEX CLUB SHOW!! HISTORY WAS MADE!!

Hey Boys and girls! I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you how our show went last night at the legendary Bovine Sex Club in toronto.It was our 3rd time playing there and our 3rd headline.I...
Posted by 3TARDS on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:59:00 PST