I'm sexy. I really am. I'd like to find some sort of formula to quantify my sexiness, but there are no current apparati powerful enough to measure how sexy I am. Once I tried to pin down an exact number (on a scale of 1 to 100, you understand), but when I started getting into the low 300s, the machine blew up. I'm just too sexy for my own good. And for this shirt. I better shake my little tush on the catwalk. I'm also smarter than you are. Deal with it.
Also, I've finally decided to block friend requests from bands. I know I play in a band, I just can't keep up anymore, I'm getting 20 a day. If you're a band and you really want me to check you out, just message me and I promise I'll listen. I'm also requiring approval from now on for comments. Too much spam, I'm sick of it.
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