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About Me

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My Interests

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Punk Rock and Punk Rockering.Fishing but not to kill them just to slightly injure them and then release them.This Myspace thing has become quite a big part of my life now.I absolutely love nature especially birds and Snakes.I would never have them as pets but I live to see them on my property out in the country.It takes me 3 hours to cut my grass on the riding mower cuz I stop to save every creature in front of my tractor{Even grasshoppers}.Pileated Woodpeckers are my favorite thing on Earth I sat and watched one on one of my trees for an hour once before I realized it was destroying my tree.And I scared it away.HAHA

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet as many cool people as I possibly can before I die.Other Musicians arent really my thing I would rather meet regular people with interesting lives or lives that will become interesting.I would also like to meet Tom from myspace because he is my first friend and I didnt even ask him to be...Thats a true friend!

Music:

I love all kinds of music.Especially Spanish Salsa stuff or Flamenco.Right now in my car im listening to the new Backstreet boys stuff.Usually I will Have Turbonegro,SNFU or The Tragically hip close by.

Movies:

Grew up loving classic Italian Cannibal films,Now I love comedies...and only Comedies!

Television:

Mr Show...........Wykyd Sceptyr,Jackass,Wild Boyz and The Trailer Park Boys

Books:

Only losers read!! Any one with a life cant possibly have time to read books!!!!I have tried so many times but I never get past a chapter or two.

Heroes:

Nathan!! The guy that Tattoed THE3TARDS on his ass!Anything at all related to HOWARD STERN and Terry Fox.....not in that order.

My Blog

MY BABY WAS STOLEN FROM THE STAGE AT OUR D.O.A GIG IN TORONTO JULY 7TH 2007...REWARD!!!

So heres the deal.The show was incredible.Kathedral was jammed.All the bands kicked major ass.D.O.A were deadly as usual and Nash The Slash played 4 songs in the encore in full bandaged glory!!But let...
Posted by John Tard on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 06:44:00 PST

10 INCHES LONG !!

So I had someone recently ask me just how long it is.I guess guys kind of have this thing growing up where they need to know how long it is? I never really cared cuz I always knew it was something spe...
Posted by John Tard on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:27:00 PST

JOHNNY ROTTEN AND I ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!

Without getting into too much of the past I suggest you read my earlier blog and then this one.It will help establish the bloody fued that is going on now!! Well last night {Friday March 9th 2007} I w...
Posted by John Tard on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST

BEETLEJUICE from the HOWARD STERN show is giving me a Tattoo on Dec 16th in Toronto

Thats right everybody!!! Its been in the works for a while.As most of you know by now we are playing a show in December in Toronto that will go down in Punk Rock History!! Not only are THE3TARDS...
Posted by John Tard on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:24:00 PST

Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols told me to fuck off!

Well its kind of an old story now but I figured I would share it with my Myspace friends.On Monday August 25th 2003.I went to see the Sex Pistols in toronto at Ontario place.Well I figured I would Bri...
Posted by John Tard on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 02:58:00 PST

"OVER THE TOP" The greatest sex position ever?

I have commented on alot of your Myspaces of late about the greatest {NEW}Sex position sweeping the nation.All the cool kids are doing it.Its called "OVER THE TOP" Its so awesome that we {THE3TARDS} j...
Posted by John Tard on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 06:04:00 PST