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Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard.

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hi, My name is Karen and I'm an alcoholic... But not really. I live in Hamilton and it's lame and all that jazz. There is absoloutely nothing to do here. I've been dating Micah since September 11th 2005 and things are going well. He lives in Toronto so I travel there every weekend on the Hamilton GO... Yeah... Woo hoo. It's a BLAST! *note hint of sarcasm* But yeah... I play the double bass and it's cool. I recently joined the Westdale Senior Jazz Band and it's been interesting, so far. I'm officially a band geek. Pretty excited, I must say. I love old Christmas cookies and walks on the beach. I used go to band camp every year. That's where I met Micah. We got married at camp three times. It's called IMC. I go to Westdale Secondary and it's ok... It has a very segregated population of students which is kind of sad.

My Interests

Micah, double Bass, music-psychobilly, punk, classical, jazz, country (Damn you Micah!!!), pictures, shows, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Nice, friendly, inviting people. If you're an egotistical fuck-up then I'll probably not enjoy talking to you as much as I would if you were a selfless, wonderful person.

Music:

The3Tards, Apoctalyptica, The Tragically Hip, Misfits, Committed to Apathy (RIP), Mudvayne, Dropkick Murphys, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, NOFX, Bad Religion, The Aquabats, The Matadors, Mozart, Beethoven, Nekromantix, Mindless Self Indulgance, Pink Floyd, the Antics, Deathmarch, Pantychrist, Incubus, Combichrist, Anti-Flag, Sublime, The Distillers, Dead Kennedys, The Cramps, Bush, Tenecious D, Greg Graffin (solo career), Queen, The Kinks, Bloodhound Gang, Bad Brains, The Casualties, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphy's, Elvis, Frank Sinatra, Matthew Good, Horrorpops, Kamelot, Metric, Wolf Parade, Miles Davis, Modest Mouse, Neil Young, The Phantom of the Opera (original tracks), Red Hot Chili Peppers, RX Bandits, Reverend Horton Heat, Stray Cats, etc.

Movies:

FIGHT CLUB!!!!!, Hackers, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Walk The Line, Snakes on a Plane (haha), Waking Life, Men in Black, 300, Grindhouse!!!, Tenacious D and the Pic of Destiny, Young Guns, Rocky Horror, (I LOVE 80s and 90s films!) etc.

Television:

Sex and the City.

Books:

Odd Thomas, The Chrysalids (OH HELL YEAH), Go Ask Alice, O'Canada series, some Dean Koontz, The Clown Arounds, the Kite Runner, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Day of the Triffids, The Vagina Monologues, etc.

Heroes:

I'd have to say that Chloe is my hero... Because she is perpetually happy even when she's not and she's always a pretty face to look at when you're bored. Yep... I worship her mothering skills too. Little Micah Anthony Jr. Jr. would have been proud of her if he wasn't a little plastic doll that woke me up at 3am and was impossible to take on a bus!!! Yeah... I still hold a bit of hostility towards the Baby Think-It-Over company...

My Blog

Shopping.

So today I got a new bathing suit for my trip to Cuba in March and I also got my ears pierced for the second time.  It hurts like a motherfucker but now I get to wear dangly earrings so I'm prett...
Posted by Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard. on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:56:00 PST

THIS MAY BE OFFENSIVE!

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Posted by Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard. on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 07:59:00 PST

Rant

     Fuck all of this best friend bullshit.  Look, people move on.  I realize that I may not be the "best friend" to a few people now and I accept that.  You do not ...
Posted by Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard. on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 06:25:00 PST

???Anniversary!!!???

Today is the big anniversary!  2 Years of fake marriage and real love.  We met at band camp.  I wasn't into monogomy and he thought I was a slut because I wore handcuffs on my belt hoop...
Posted by Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard. on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:35:00 PST

Daft Punk :(

So basically I got my hopes up all high then found out that it'd be a really bad idea to go to Toronto to see Daft Punk because I start work the next day. So now I want to die.  But not really. I...
Posted by Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard. on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:04:00 PST

Suck suck suck.

Blah.  Summer can suck.  Because sleeping schedules do not exist.  I sit here at 6am with nothing better to do than go on myspace and lurk people.  This sucks.  The sun is com...
Posted by Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard. on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:17:00 PST

Zwinkyyyy!

Is it just me who finds this fun or does everyone find that making the "Zwinkys" look like hookers is just a fuckin' ball?! 
Posted by Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard. on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:34:00 PST

Cigarette burns and scratched cds...

So Micah and I hit our 18 month mark on March 11th.  Pretty exciting.  I feel really old and way too mature for my age, though.  Anyway, I went shopping today because Christina and I c...
Posted by Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard. on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:41:00 PST

The new and "improved" power rangers...

I have come to the comclusion that the new power rangers suck.  I watched part of an episode yesterday morning before I had to run to orchestra at 7:40 am and it just completely blew!  I rem...
Posted by Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard. on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:49:00 PST

Red light.

People are fucking stupid.  What reasons would you have to get into a car without a liscense and start driving.  Running a red light along the way.  Killing an innocent woman who had ne...
Posted by Karen {Dolly} Parsons... Tard. on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:43:00 PST