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The Infinite Peter Unicorn

Unicorns don't use drugs

About Me

Don't add me, you'll catch a death curse.I ruin it for the following bands:
Panik Attack
Fresh Meat
Check this ish:

My Interests

music
veganism
straight edge
reading
guitars
sunn amps
synthesizers
art
modifications
religion and spirituality
random acts
animals To learn more, ask me.

I'd like to meet:

Jon Bon Jovi, but in the future, when he has a jet pack.

Music:


Currently in rotation:
Cursed
Pig Destroyer
Nick Cave
Champion

Movies:

Naked zombie surrealist kittens with witty retorts and beautiful cinematographic visions.

Television:

Family Guy
The Simpsons
Daily Show
Colbert Report
Wonder Showzen

Books:

Nick Cave
M. Gira
Dante
Klein
Palahniuk
Virgil
Dostoyevsky
Nietzsche.

Heroes:

Still(and more than ever) Asian Priest Tony Wong.

My Blog

5 awesome albums

I make a list, you read, possibly listen to albums, and all is well.1. Christian Death - Only Theatre of PainI was going to say Bauhaus, but this album made a huge impact on me.  Original Christi...
Posted by The Infinite Peter Unicorn on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:11:00 PST

A quick rant about NXNE

NXNE is a fucking sham. You know who makes money? NXNE does. Not bands, not the venues, or anyone else who needs it. You don't get industry exposure, unless by exposure you mean feeling what it's like...
Posted by The Infinite Peter Unicorn on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:33:00 PST

Special friend application

You know you want to fill this out, and you're reading this, thinking, "this will, without a doubt, involve suggestive and personal questions," only probably not.  Fill it out anyhow.1)Give me a ...
Posted by The Infinite Peter Unicorn on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:34:00 PST

Things that just plain piss me off

I can't sleep, and as a result, wrote this.  I posted it to craigslist, because it's a sad, sad aspiration of mine to make the craigslist 'best-of', simply for being angry.1. Annoying questions a...
Posted by The Infinite Peter Unicorn on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:10:00 PST

Boxing foxy doctors -- a tattoo survey

Thanks to the one and only Andrew Awesome, Esq., I present a brand new survey that will(without a doubt) make me go totally aggro.If you have ink (which is among p. unicorn's least favourite ways to r...
Posted by The Infinite Peter Unicorn on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST

Reflecting Rochester, NY

In the past few months, I've been to Rochester twice.  First time, I went with Caitlin to chill with Goya, and see some bands that I could've done without seeing, ever.  Now, I never thought...
Posted by The Infinite Peter Unicorn on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:40:00 PST

Be truthful -- VERY IMPORTANT

Would you ever dress your genitals up like a McCain's Hot Pocket?Don't lie.  God knows liars, and he'll fucking ruin you if you're one of them.Love,The Unicorn.
Posted by The Infinite Peter Unicorn on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:29:00 PST

Fill the shit out -- Better early than rational!

So, everyone is encouraged to fill this out, however, only successful applicants will be contacted.In order to qualify, candidates must be a)dating me, b)Alex, c)wonderful, and d)all of the above.This...
Posted by The Infinite Peter Unicorn on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST

By far, the stupidest meme, ever.

[HIGH CLASS] [ ] You went/go tanning. [ ] You own something from Louis Vuitton [ ] You own an iPod [ ] You love Starbucks. [ ] You have been called a brat. [ ] You have tons of shoes [ ] You hate buyi...
Posted by The Infinite Peter Unicorn on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:29:00 PST

The Unicorn Code

1) Unicorns never lie.2) Unicorns always lend a helping hand.3) Unicorns are loyal.4) Unicorns can keep a secret.5) Unicorns don't use drugs.I hope that clears up any misconceptions....
Posted by The Infinite Peter Unicorn on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:24:00 PST