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About Me

HEY , IM 26 AND FROM THE MIDLANDS ,I WORK AS A SALES DEVELOPMENT MANAGER (S.D.M) AND DRIVE A FIAT SO FORM AN ORDERLY QUE PLEASE LADIES NOT !, MY FAMILY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME THAT INCLUDES MY DOGS!! , I LOVE GETTING HAMMERED WITH MY MATES AND AVING A REET OLD LAUGH , I F*****G LOVE MUSIC SPECIALLY LIVE BANDS ,IVE BEEN PLAYING GUITAR FOR A YEAR NOW AND HAVE FORMED A BAND CALLED "TWISTED MELONS" WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN APROACHED BY A MAJOR RECORD LABEL (EMI) ...................AND WAS TOLD TO F**K OFF THERE PROPERTY OR THE POLICE WOULD BE CALLED ! - WE'RE ABSOLUTE SHITE BUT ITS FUN - CHECKOUT SONGS ON THE VID BELOW (MOBILE PHONE RECORDING).THATS MY EXCUSE ANYWAY - LETS ALL GET HAMMERED AND BE MERRY!! AND REMEMBER ITS BETTER TO BE HATED FOR WHAT YOU ARE THAN TO BE LOVED FOR WHAT YOUR NOT! ..........................................
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My Interests

GOING TO THE GYM , KICK BOXING,JUST CHILLIN OUT WIV MY MATES LUV EM ALL, ALSO PLAYING IN OUR BAND "TWISTED MELONS" ME - VOCALS & GUITAR / NICK HANKS - BASS GUITAR / DANIEL BUCKLAND - DRUMS , YES I SAID DANIEL BUCKLAND ON DRUMS ! WORLD TOUR STARTS NEXT WEEK NOTTTTTTTTT!

I'd like to meet:

WOULD LOVE TO MEET THE LEGEND WHICH IS RICKY GERVAIS GOD HE CRACKS ME UP, BORAT ,DELLY DOOLITTLE (hehe) , DANNY DIER (AWSUM ACTOR). SIENNA MILLER , SHAKIRA ,JESSICA ALBA & BEYONCE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS - THERE TALENTS IN SINGING & ACTING (HUH HUM) AND MANY MORE I CANT THINK OF RIGHT NOW. OH YEAH WOULD ALSO LOVE TO MEET PETE DOCHERTY ............ IN A DARK ALLEY AT MIDNIGHT SO I CUD GIVE HIM SLAP (COCK), THO I DO LIKE HIS MUSIC & HATS - STRANGE !!

Music:

MUSIC IS A MASSIVE PART OF MY LIFE , I AM VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT IT AND I COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT IT - I LOVE JUST GETTING IN MY CAR PUTTIN A CD ON AND DRIVING TILL I GET LOST AND JUST LOOSE MYSELF IN THE MUSIC ,MY TASTE IN MUSIC VARYS A LOT I LOVE 60'S THROUGH TO TODAYS STUFF - AWSUM.

Movies:

T.V BORES THE SHIT OUT OF ME , TRY NOT TO WATCH IT UNLESS ITS A WICKED COMEDY OR SUMTHIN REALLY INTERESTIN ,90 PER CENT OF THE TIME ITS JUST BAD & DEPRESSING NEWS, LIFES TO SHORT FOR THAT .

Television:

T.V IS FUCKING RUBBISH , ACTUALLY IM PARSHAL TO THE ODD BLUE MOVIE......MMMMMMMMMM....... SORRY I JUST HAD VISIONS OF JENNA JAMESON. ha ha

Books:

RAZZLE - MEN ONLY - ESCORT ,ONLY KIDDIN, NOT A MASSIVE FAN OF READING - BECAUSE I CAN'T - ONLY JOKING, I DO READ THE OCCASIONAL AUTOBIOGRAPHY (more pic than words tehe).

Heroes:

GOT TO BE MY MUM , GOD THAT WOMAN IS STRONG (MENTALLY THAT IS - NOT BENCH PRESSING 100KG), ANYONE WHO COMMITS TIME TO RAISING MONEY FOR CHARITYS - BLESS EM ,I LOVE PEOPLE WHO 100 PERCENT STAND UP FOR WAT THEY BELIEVE WITHOUT CARING WAT PPL THINK OF THEM . OH YEAH NOT FORGETTIN GERALD FOOT AND THE MAN WHOS RESPONSABLE FOR DISCOVERING GUINESS OR SHAMROCK SHAKE AS I LIKE TO CALL IT !