werty - ProfilesArchive

About Me

28 years old, losing my hair and my mind. Internet nerd/star. I run an internet marketing company and push "product" down consumers throats day in and day out.

I am extremely laid back, but can be a huge prick and avoid social contact at all costs.

If you actually would like to be a "friend" please read the following:

Unless your band is really good (it probably isn't) or that I know you in REAL LIFE, fuck off.

If you are a MLM (multi level marketing) scumbag, you to can fuck off as well.

My Interests

painting, tea, people watching, not giving a fuck, getting my friends drunk, cooking, travel, the internets, organic non-homogenized milk, swearing, and fine dining.

I'd like to meet:

Socially: local drunkards, nerds & artists

Business: hardcore affiliate marketers, spammers, self employed folk, successful entrepreneurs

Employees: I am looking for either a contract based or full time BAD ASS web designer. Must know CSS tableless designs and logo creation. 2.0 looking stuff would be IDEAL.

Also I am always looking for writers of informative articles for the web. $10-$50+ per article, depending on the specs.

Finders fee available.

Music:

The Beatles, Radiohead, Devo, Mum, The Ramones, The Rolling stones, The Talking Heads, R.E.M., Nirvana, The Smiths, DeVotchka, old ISIS, Pixies, Mogwai, The Arcade Fire, Beck, etc.

Movies:

I love to watch movies... no real favorites.

Television:

Canadian Television involves tits and cussing. A+. My favorite US TV is probably the office, and I actually watch HEROES and I feel guilty about it.

Books:

animal farm, anything by irvine welsh, kurt vonnegut or the beat authors.

Heroes:

Anyone who can say that they are truly happy. Anyone who quits jobs often, or refuses to have a boss.

My Blog

Quoted in Bloomberg...

Brilliant quote near the bottom of this article...http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000103&am p;sid=aoxKbnwb5qQA&refer=us
Posted by werty on Wed, 03 May 2006 12:08:00 PST

Living In Canada

So the trose moved up to guelph, ontario (100km west of toronto) for a sweet job. Not sure when I am moving for good, but I will be here the next three weeks, then have to head home, pack my shit up a...
Posted by werty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

back from Canada

So yeah, i went to a nerd convention (SES Toronto) in Canada. It was a blast. Scored some new contacts and clients Got to see Niagra Falls. It ruled Got to ride the subway and trolleys. ...
Posted by werty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

feb 7th

I am at home sick, my tv is broken, and have only left the house once in the last 60 hours to get my dry cleaning. What a weekend.
Posted by werty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST