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the phil

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About Me

i'm an asshole.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who don't realize or care that i'm an asshole. oh, yeah, and no one that i don't already know.

My Blog

lasik surgery and ghostbusters

yes, corelation indeed. i'm f'n done with this glasses wearing bullshit after friday 5/20/05. i've been optically challenged for about 22 years and now i'm having lasik surgery done and i'm pretty f'n...
Posted by on Mon, 16 May 2005 15:22:00 GMT

about gyros

so i kinda didn't put any "heroes" down in the space marked "heroes." well, i kinda had a reason for it and, well, this is my new space for babble and nonsensery (case in point). anyway, the thing is...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Feb 2005 18:31:00 GMT

to beard, or not to beard

so it's been 2-3 years (time is trivial, i try not to pay attention) since i decided to have(wear?) a beard. i like it. but i'm thinking of shaving it. you know time changes, changing times, blah, bla...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Feb 2005 15:38:00 GMT

brains: snack or tool?

I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO. now for your reading pleasure: So Im flipping channels, bored out of my mind, when I come upon the coolest infomercial Ive ever seen. It was for the NRA, and I kn...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jan 2005 17:51:00 GMT