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Jess

I object to sex on tv; I keep falling off.

About Me

I am a professional insomniac and I laugh constantly. I just love finding the humor in any given situation. I am also a compulsive crossword puzzle solver. So, I decided to combine my unique blend of vocabulary, my affliction of insomnia, and my offbeat sense of humor and put together a comedy show with my writing cohort, Andy v2.0...a show by the name of "The Martin van Buren Hour", currently performing at the Improv Olympic in Hollywood California.The MySpace Page:www.myspace.com/mvbhour
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.. You scored as G.O.B.. You are an illusionist. You sleep with random people just to make people jealous. You've made a number of huge mistakes.

G.O.B.


81%

Tobias


75%

Buster


50%

Maeby


50%

Michael


44%

Lucille


44%

George Michael


38%

Lindsay


38%

George, Sr.


13%
"Arrested Development": Which Character Are You?
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You scored as Sit on my face!. You like oral sex, thats fascinating.

Sit on my face!


89%

Look on the Bright Side of Life


45%

Money Song


44%

Every Sperm Is Sacred


33%

Meaning of Life!


33%
Which Monty Python Song are you?
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

People in the Los Angeles area with connections to comedy, writing for television (comedy/ half hour), or area agencies. And, of course, staying in touch with my friends.

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Music:

I love so much music. Rufus Wainwright, Billy Joel, Green Day, Franz Ferninand, Red Hot Chili Peppers are my top favorite artists. My favorite musicals are Assassins, Spamalot, Little Shop of Hrorrors, Grease, The Producers, Les Mis, Phantom and Pirates of Penzance.

Movies:

Oh here we go. There are just so many. A Fish Called Wanda, Life of Brian, Garden State, A Home at the End of the World, The Breakfast Club, Love Actually, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, The Big Chill, Moulin Rouge, Father of the Bride, Half Baked, Anniversary Party, Before Sunrise, Team America and oh, so many others...

Television:

Monty Python's Flying Circus, Arrested Development, Malcolm in the Middle, Six Feet Under, The State, LOST, Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, Rescue Me, Seinfeld, Entourage, The 4400, Reno 911!, The Critic, Ricky Gervais' The Office and Extras (though I'm warming to the US version of The Office too), Kids in the Hall, Trigger Happy TV, Sex in the City, The Colbert Report, South Park, SNL, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Deadwood, American Idol.

Books:

If I had more time, I would read more often...but I love The Catcher in the Rye, Hitchhikers Guide, and anything by Kurt Vonnegut. Oh, and Harry Potter. "America" by John Stewart and The Daily Show is a tickler. Right now I'm devouring Walking Dead comics (yes...comics).

Heroes:

My mother, my father, the Python crew and Mitch Hurwitz.

My Blog

22 questions about your number one

DON'T change your top friends, and answer 22 questions about the 1st person in your top friends. 1) What's their name Juan 2) Do you trust them?definitely 3) Where did you meet them?through Kevin ...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:14:00 PST

15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want t...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:36:00 PST

Uncomfortable Survey

UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY. (lets see if you can get through it. if not, you're too scared about your past)-Longest relationship: 2.5 years  -Shortest relationship: 4 months-How many boyfriends/girlfri...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:36:00 PST

Feeling Thankful

For weeks I have been a messy ball of stress. It's not entirely gone, no, but today I am feeling much better about things. Financially, I will be a-ok. I didn't think I would be able to come up with t...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:28:00 PST

Massage Therapist

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Posted by Jess on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:50:00 PST

Old Time Hollywood Squares

If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST

Rest in Peace Iggy.

I heard the news a few days ago. One of my old friends, Rachel, is dealing with the passing of her father. He suffered. Very much so. After a series of strokes, he has found peace, and we can find som...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 12:59:00 PST

Something to Think About

1. I like you, not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because so...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:16:00 PST

Finally

Finally, I'm happy with my job. I actually accomplished things that are worthwhile today. Not to say that what I do each day doesn't matter to people, but it sure ain't my cup of tea. But today, I wen...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:55:00 PST

Some Silly Quizzes

You scored as Sloth. Sloth94%Envy75%Pride63%Lust63%Gluttony56%Greed50%Wrath6%Seve n deadly sinscreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as Brian Griffin. Your Brian Griffin.  The family's Talking Dog....
Posted by Jess on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:27:00 PST