The Slut on...vile and disturbing horror. |
I am in a state of perpetual torment worrying about what is to become of the world what with flooding, war, famine, Gordon Brown, Charlie Brown, Golden Brown and Leeds in the 1st division.
Would...
Posted by Urban Slut on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST |
Slut's perfect Boxing Day |
8am wake up with no hangover and find Barbara Cartland in my bed; she gives me a blowjob, swallows and disappears to cook breakfast. Have almighty fry up and go for a huge, satisfying shit whilst read...
Posted by Urban Slut on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:42:00 PST |
The Slut on Christmas - An extract |
Yes people, after months of futile advertising and mind numbing tedium and misery...it is almost here.
I love the whole concept of friends and families coming together to celebrate, feigning interest ...
Posted by Urban Slut on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:55:00 PST |
Slut goes Dutch - If anyone speaks Dutch that is. |
Een jong geitje komt naar huis uit school met een het schrijven taak. Hij vraagt zijn vader om hulp. De "papa, kan u me het verschil tussen potentieel en werkelijkheid vertellen?" Zijn vader kijkt omh...
Posted by Urban Slut on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:28:00 PST |
If The Slut did Jokes? |
Ronnie Tarbuck Presents
Head Spam and I decided to pop out for a pint to help me over my recent bad news. (If you haven't been keeping up with current events The Peace Castle was broken into.) ...
Posted by Urban Slut on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:09:00 PST |
Slut on Nostalgia |
Head Spam and I were gouching at The Peace Castle one evening jacking up curry paste. Unfortunately Head Spam overdosed and slipped into a Korma. He didn't really; I just thought I'd throw that in for...
Posted by Urban Slut on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:53:00 PST |
The Slut on Crime |
I have, for as long as I can remember, been in awe of the mysterious stranger in a western. The one who can free the town from the grip of tyranny and oppression be it a corrupt sheriff or the gang o...
Posted by Urban Slut on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:57:00 PST |
The Slut on Death. |
I joke with Head Spam that the only phone calls we get these days are when someone has died. It is partially true I am, however, still waiting a call from my bank to say that they have died an...
Posted by Urban Slut on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:27:00 PST |
An extract only... |
One of God's favourite reasons to be proud happened due to a terrible 'knobbing' accident. A man called Onan spilt his seed whilst trying to knob his dead brother's wife. God laughed so much and call...
Posted by Urban Slut on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:49:00 PST |
I feel a rant... |
You know something I don't understand about the movies&cheap sex scenes. I don't mean the cheap sex scenes you get in Red Hot Spicy Pizza Girls or Hot Dutch Clam Jousters do London. I mean ...
Posted by Urban Slut on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST |
