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Der Haney Clan

Devil Worshipping/Heathen Nationalist Poly Horrornerd trio

About Me

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We are a married Separatist, Occult-Fascist, Devil Worshipping/Heathen, Poly, Horrornerd trio. We run Evil Cheerleader Productions (www.evilcheerleader.com), which is an umbrella for our horror culture museum, stage and film projects, religious/political sect, our horror bands Crackula(now defunct, tho we have demos and videos for those who want them)and The Nightmare Factory, and our horror writing careers;fiction, as well as film/music reviews for Hacker's Source magazine, Horror-Punks.com,Bookfetish.org, and several others. Want your film or CD reviewed? Send Josh an email, and we'll see what we can work out! Also, Josh's book THE HORROR OF IT ALL is out through Eve Blaack Publishing(www.eveblaackpub.com), seven short tales of total terror, as well as artwork from Eric Pigors, Corey Boo Gruesome, Doug Beal, Douglas Demon Seaton, and others, which can be purchased here for a mere $13 plus shipping... http://eveblaackpub.com/ebp/horrorofitall.html or purchase a signed copy from http://www.evilcheerleader.com or by emailing [email protected] Josh also has two new stories in the World Horror Network collection Tales Of Madness And The Macabre, Scary Stories For Scary People available through www.worldhorrornetwork.com or www.lulu.com/whnJosh has a new book that will be released in early 2008.Also, Evil Cheerleader is starting a black metal/pagan folk/NSBM/apocalypse folk/dark ambient/ritual music esoteric/occult/magickal ezine, which will also be starting in early 2008. If you are a band with a demo, and fit into any of those catagories, or a writer of dark path/neo pagan lore and philosophy, please contact me, as I would love to review your material, and help get your name out there!You can read reviews of his book here... http://www.gothicrevue.com/horrorofitall.html http://www.downwarden.com/nick%20reads%20&%20reviews.htm #The%20Horror%20of%20It%20All What Romper Stomper Character Are You?
You're Hando! Whoa, you have some serious anger managment problems. You're the most charismatic of your group, but also the most dangerous. You're willing to give your life for the cause...and take lives in return.
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You are Elizabeth Bathory. (The bloodcountess) Legend tells us that you, this very rich, beautiful and high born woman tortured and murdered some 650 young women and bathed in their warm blood to keep yourself beautiful.In some stories, it is said you have drank thier blood as well. You were a sexual sadist on a grand scale.Ah vanity is your downfall. For shame!
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You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Interests

Horror in all it's forms, from cheesy to splattery! If it's horror/monster related, we are there! Horror culture(our lifesblood!!!) The origins of Halloween, Occult, Devil Worship, Heathenism, urban legends, midnight movies, zombies, horrorpunk, polyamory, necrophilia, WWII/Nazism, cults, ancient European religions, Hell, secret societies, Black Sun, Runes, music (both making and listening), writing, reading, horrorporn/goth porn(Anastasias Lair, Gothic Sluts, Blue Blood, Suicide Girls, Liz Vicious, Szandora, Scar 13), vampirism, photography (both video and still), gore, death rituals, pagan rituals, magic/magick, guns, demonology, S&M, fetishism, lesbian vampire films, survivalism, skinheads, serial killers, mass murderers, graverobbing, dead animals, hearses, body modification communication with the dead, lycanthropes...
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

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Paganism


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I'd like to meet:

We'd love to meet other fellow Devil Worshipers, Heathens, Horrornerds, occult facists, rune magicians, pagans, horrorpunks, gorehounds, monster kids, horror writers, spooky people, creepy dead folks, skinheads, splatterpunks, serial killers, blood-soaked artists, undead musicians, filmmakers, WNS, survivalists, conspiracy theorists, extremists, goth porn starlets, lolitas, poets, lunatics, Followers of the LHP, polyamorists, fetishists, hot spooky girls, Black Metal Hessians, ghost hunters, cemetery crawlers, lycanthropes, ghoulrockers, gothabillies!!!!etc.

Music:

45 Grave, The Electric Hellfire Club, Acheron, Wolfen Society, Death In June, NON/Boyd Rice, Der Blutharsch, Blood Axis, Cradle Of Filth, Nature & Organization, Fire & Ice, Behexen, Samael, Final War (an amazing band!), Prussian Blue (Lamb & Lynx forever!), Ghoul Squad/Ron Hexe, Dinah Cancer and the Graverobbers, Eerie Ln, Ecto1, Of The Wand And The Moon, Before God, Saga, Spell, Pluton Svea/Jocke Karlsson,Better Dead Than Red, Nordic Thunder, Forward Area, Goblin, Celtic Frost, Roky Erickson, Mortician, Forbidden Dimension/Jackson Phibes, Cutthroat, Ghoultown, Fabio Frizzi, The Misfits, The Undead, Penis Flytrap, The Deep Enyde, horror film soundtracks, OLD Current 93, The Killcreeps, Darkest Of The Hillside Thickets, Creepersin, Grinded Nig, Others, The Gory Details, The Coffinshakers, The Von Dooms, Die Crusin, Intimidation One, Max Resist, Skinny Puppy, The Velvet Underground, Burzum, Wotan Orden, Darkthrone, Abruptum, WAR, Marduk, Screaming Lord Sutch, Ulver, Alien Sex Fiend, Tiger Army, Black Funeral, Lugosis Morphine, Groovy Ghoulies, Horna, Pig Destroyer, Danzig(in all his incarnations), Absurd, Emperor, GG Allin/The Murder Junkies, Kettle Cadaver, Deicide, Claudio Simmoneti, Halloween records from the 50's and 60's, Carpathian Forest, Impaler, Impaled, Prosthetic Cunt, Jungle Rot, Slayer, Black Sabbath, Jim Morrison, Dimmu Borgir, New Math/Jet Black Berries, Nekromantix, Necrophagia, Horrorpops, The Grave Stompers, The Smiths, The Ramones, Actung Juden, Mayhem, The Coffin Nails, Exhumed, The Flesheaters, Slice Girls, The Damned, Dennis Michael Tenney, The Cure, King Diamond, Famous Monsters, White Zombie/Rob Zombie, Zombina and the Skeletones, Horror of 59, Horrorstory, Skrewdriver, Frankenstein Dragqueens/Wednesday 13, Graveyard Rumblers, Creeping Cruds, Dead End Drive In, Terrorific, Lurking Corpses, Nox Arcana, BloodSuckingFreaks, AstroZombie, Left For Dead, The Descendents, Alice Cooper, Sheep On Drugs, Midnight Syndicate, Psychic TV, TSOL, Violent Femmes, Depeche Mode, Sleep Chamber, Aesthetic Meat Front, Unsane, Revolting Cocks, Aggressive Force, Blue Eyed Devils, Warfare 88, Wolfhook, RaHoWa, Demented Are Go, Joy Division, New Order, The Mentors, The Crucifucks, Cock Sparrer, bands from The Pagan Front, etc., many too many to name. Basically anything horror punk,Satanic Metal, Satanic electro/industrial, gothabilly, psychobilly, Apocalypse Folk, NSBM, Blackmetal, Skinhead/RAC/Oi!, NSHC, hardcore, old punk, OLD goth, deathrock, Horror/Gore Metal, 80's newwave, Noise,martial power electronics or other weirdness. What kind of Goth would you be?
You're a Deathrocker/Goth-Punk! You're into old school gloom-n-doom ghoul punk music, ripped up tight clothing, and big hair cut into unnatural designs. You recognize the cheesiness in Goth, and play with it to your benefit.
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Movies:

The Wicker Man! the original Wicker Man is one of the single greatest films ever created, based on one of the single greatest books written. Salvation/Redemption...Anything by...Romero, Cronenberg, Carpenter, Buttgreit, Argento, Fulci, Steckler,Bava, Hammer, Hooper, Leni Riefenstahl (Triumph Of The Will is BEAUTIFUL!), Universal Monsters, Burton,Raimi, Peter Jackson, HG Lewis. Anything Hosted by or starring ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK. American History X, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Tombs of the Blind Dead, anything with Vincent Price, Coffin Joe, Godzilla, anything with Linnea Quigley or Crispin Glover in it.We'll watch ANYTHING horror, from crappy cheese to super splatter! Also love horror themed porno flicks. Also punk rock movies like Suburbia(the orig punk rock movie of the 80's), Romper Stomper, The Great Rock and Roll Swindle, Rock and Roll High School, Filth and the Fury, Sid & Nancy, Repo Man(ahhh, Alex Cox), Another State Of Mind. Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange, 2001 A Space Oddessy, and The Shining. Ilsa movies!!!!! Nazi fetish movies like Salon Kittie, SS Experiments, SALO-120 Days Of Sodom. Strange home produced horror from the sixties like Werewolf of Massapequa Park. Faux snuff stuff like Grave Digger: Slaughtered Sluts. Jean Rollin films like Living Dead Girl and Rape of the Vampire. Faces Of Death, Traces Of Death, Of The Dead, The Many Taboos Of Death. 50's and 60's drivers ed films like Blood Runs Red On The Asphalt. Old 40's and 50's sci-fi like Day The Earth Stood Still, Earth Vs. The Flying Saucer, and War of the Worlds. Serial Killer films like Henry:portrait of a serial killer, Silence of the Lambs, Helter Skelter. HAXAN, Rosemary's Baby, The Ninth Gate, The Omen. Silent german horror films. Kenneth Anger. What kind of Zombie are you?
You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You were brought back from the grave by exposure to 245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead. You are virtually indestructible, as even burning you up will create Zombie Rain and raise more zombies.
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Television:

BIG WOLF ON CAMPUS(the coolest horror themed show EVER),Dark Shadows, Buffy/Angel, Tales From The Crypt, Tales From The Darkside, Kolchack The Night Stalker, Hex, Night Gallery, Twilight Zone, Goosebumps, 50s&60s horror hosts Vampira, Zacherly, Ghoulardi, Chilly Billy, Dr Gangrene, Supernatural, Son Of Ghoul, Ghoul A Go Go, The Munsters, The Addams Family, The Veil, One Step Beyond, Eerie Indiana, Scooby Doo, X-Files, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, American Gothic, Wolf Lake, Blood Ties, Monsters, Ahhh Real Monsters, documentaries about the occult/NAZI's/serial Killers/cults/skinheads Survivorman, Man vs. Wild

Books:

Dennis Wheatley, HP Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, Ragner Redbeard, Anton LaVey, Friedrich Nietzsche, Aleister Crowley, Marquis De Sade, JRR Tolkien, Harry Potter series, Stephen King, Poppy Z Brite, Thomas Ligotti, Joe R Lansdale, Kathe Koja, Nancy Collins, Clive Barker, Brian Lumley, William S Burroughs, Caitlin R Kiernan, Greg Kihn, gothic horror stuff, Shaun Hutson, Dean Koontz, Whitley Strieber, Bret Easton Ellis (AMERICAN PSYCHO), horror novels of ANY kind, any splatterpunk author, young adult horror fiction, Satanic Ritual Abuse stories (Michelle Remembers, Satan's Underground), non fiction about ghosts, possessions, serial killers, paranormal happenings, UFO's, etc., old witchcraft tomes & demonology texts, Psychopathia Sexualis, Lords Of Chaos, The Ultimate Evil, Bram Stoker, Sheridan Le Fanu, James Howe's Bunnicula book series, novelizations of horror films, Mein Kampf, AMONG THE THUGS, FIGHT CLUB, The Turner Diaries, The Secret King

Heroes:

All those who spread the infernal message, anyone who can tell us the title of 50 different zombie films, Anyone who can name all of the films Linnea Quigley has starred in, Norwegian church burners, people who can recite the 14 words, anyone who can fieldstrip a rifle in under a minute, hot goth girls who are naked on the web, someone who knows what the runes mean, bringers of Luciferian Light, Marquis De Sade, Elizabeth Bathory, Charles Manson, Gilles de Rais, Adolph Hitler, members of secret Heathen societies, people who perform blasphemous acts... Otherwise, far too many to name here!

My Blog

For anyone who hasn’t heard it...

I highly recommend picking up the Warfare 88/Forward Area album Hatepunk In Your Face...KICK ASS!!!! I'll be reviewing it asap...
Posted by Der Haney Clan on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:09:00 PST

ReGOREgitated Sacrifice review...

Ok, so normally I don't post my reviews of films on here...I just submit them to  the magazines and websites and let people find them.  BUT, this is a film by a friend of mine that everyone ...
Posted by Der Haney Clan on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 05:05:00 PST

New Essay From Josh On BookFetish.org and Horror-Punks.com

There is a new essay from josh at the following locations... http://www.bookfetish.org/exhorror.html and www.horror-punks.com It's entitled Extreme Horror or "Josh, It's Halloween, What Should I Read?...
Posted by Der Haney Clan on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:10:00 PST

PLEASE HELP US FIND SOMEONE...

The person who was going to perform our wedding ceremony on OCT 31st may not be able to...most likely we need someone else. If you live in the CO/WY area and are of a similar vein (Satanist/Luciferian...
Posted by Der Haney Clan on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:54:00 PST

The Wedding Part 2...registering...

Alot of you fiends have said that you are too far away to attend so...we have registered at Target/Target.com.  If you want to get us anything, simply go to Target.com/clubwedd or any T...
Posted by Der Haney Clan on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:31:00 PST

Our Wedding Invitation...

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Posted by Der Haney Clan on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 06:47:00 PST

Looking For Clergy Of A Similar Faith...

As some of you may have seen, Almaz and Jodi and I are to be wed on Oct 31st.  What we need is a clergy person of a similar vein to perform the ceremony...anyone care to help us???? Or can anyone...
Posted by Der Haney Clan on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:57:00 PST

Happy Birthday to Josh

Thats right...today is Josh's 32nd birthday!!!!!! And my lovely ladies got me a pair of limited edition 10 eyed Oxblood Aryan Wear Boots!!!!!
Posted by Der Haney Clan on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:39:00 PST

Looking for like minded folk in WA/ID area...

Well, we've bought our property in Washington state...north of Spokane in a small town called Elk.  We will be moving out there as soon as we can sell of the ranch here in CO.  SO...we are l...
Posted by Der Haney Clan on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:02:00 PST

Josh and Jodi's 13th anniversary...

Thats right, Jodi and I have been together for 13 years today......
Posted by Der Haney Clan on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:05:00 PST