twyJAH! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i like things that are solid, and would rather go without than have something that is flimsy. my "about me" according to Chris: Person: "Hey, Twyla, can I talk to you for a sec?" You: "Sure - hey, don't my shoes look cute?" Person: "Yeah, they do; so -" You: "They were only twenty bucks!" Person: "Cool. Anyway - " You: "So cheap! We LOVE cheap things, don't we?" Person: "We certainly do. Now, about -" You: "(belch) Ooopsie." Person: "What I wanted - " You: "Sorry. Am I gross?" Person: "No, I just - " You: "Are you mad?" Person: "Why would I be mad?" You: "Because I belched when you were trying to speak." Person: "No, it's cool, what I -" You: "Are you going to Lang's for lunch? Person: "...I don't know; maybe?" You "Vegetable Plate for me?" Person: "Fine, just - " You: "And cheese! Ohmigod cheese yes!" Person: "Okay - " You: "Are you mad?" Person: "No; why?" You: "Because I asked you to bring me lunch?" Person: "No, it's cool, just - " You: "I'll give you money!" Person: "Okay! Now - " You: "Wait, I just have to call Jenny/Ron/Veronica...hi! Are you mad I called? What are you doing? Come pick me up! Are we going out tonight? Sweeeeeeet, buddy! Bye!...what did you want to ask me?" Person: "Fuck it, I forgot." You: "Are you still going to Lang's?"

My Interests

music, water, jeans. the Pentel Liquid Gel Ink pen, Metal Tip - 0.7mm Ball. Colin Canning. oh! and lip gloss! Dog Mascots. Morgan Wray and His Amazing Crew. the perfect temperatures. watching things start and finish. getting up going out. peoples faces when they're shocked or in pain. good lighting. great shadows. loud silence. so many windows.

I'd like to meet:

*a dude that looks hot in a white t-shirt. (Edit. Mission Accomplished.)

Music:

lots, but right now i'm dying for a Much Music Video Dance Party. omg.

Movies:

anything with adults doing voice-over's for babies. ie: Look who's talking, Look Who's Talking Too, Baby Genius', Baby's Day Out, etc. Also, the Home Alone series, as well as the Problem Child series. armageddon.

Television:

no sports, news or space-aged shit.

Books:

ones of the comic sort...

Heroes:

mulchy.

My Blog

Things I Like That Are Bad For Me. Part 1.

*trucker speed *cold pills even when I'm not sick*codeine*lots of strongbows*motley crue*cosmo magazine*converse high tops*tight jeans*dudes in leather jackets*livin' on the edge*trucker speed (Did I ...
Posted by twyJAH! on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:37:00 PST

don't do me like that

no! no! no! no!
Posted by twyJAH! on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST

11:38am

TODAY! i got my hair cut. ai yah. The lady who was cutting at the chair next to me was like, "Blah blah blah something about cabinets and lots of money." I looked over at the guy and was just thinking...
Posted by twyJAH! on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:08:00 PST

every single day

fuck, i love these streets. xo.
Posted by twyJAH! on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST

cunts!

Dear twyla,Here is your horoscopefor Tuesday, January 2:You genuinely enjoy people, and the more different they are from each other, the better. You get the best out of every situation. You're getting...
Posted by twyJAH! on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:51:00 PST

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then....

did you know that when you come in to write a blog it's called "BLOG CONTROL CENTER"??? Fuuucckkk. what a great place that would be to work at! Just like Climate Change Central? Remember that place? H...
Posted by twyJAH! on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:38:00 PST

BEST FUCKIN' DAY!

OH MY GOD I'M HAVING THE BEST FUCKIN' DAY!xo TWyla.
Posted by twyJAH! on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:15:00 PST

silent night, Twylanite...

ok, so it wasn't exactly a Twylanite last night, well, not at all actually, but i got to DJ a few songs and whoo! that was fun.DJ JESSE PROUDFOOT & Dreamy Wil Murray? come on. what a nice time. I had ...
Posted by twyJAH! on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:02:00 PST

"Oh shit. I'm not wearing pant."

i am feeling today how i imagine Backwards Wheelchair Guy must feel every single day of his fucking life. a total bag of shit.
Posted by twyJAH! on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:58:00 PST

"you really want me to transcribe?"

"what can we talk about? i really can't wait for macaronni and cheese to come!!!!!!! what do you think of this picture? do you think it is gross? hey! what are you doing in here! wait! i just wan...
Posted by twyJAH! on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:46:00 PST