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Ms. Kate

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About Me

I feel a tattoo coming on. I'm allergic to most everything. I hate water chesnuts, they have a weird texture. I'm an extrovert....like way out there extrovert. I'm tall like 5'9. Fun is always a must even if you must invent your own fun. I love my family folk and in the same sentence sometimes loathe them...but that's life. I love the funny people I know just as much as I love the random random people I know. Sometimes I think my life is a movie and you are all watching it. I really know too much about NFL football for my own good. I try to be a good role model for the world. Sometimes I swear. I donate my precious AB Negative blood to babies every couple months. What you've heard is true, I'm a witch doctor and a makeout bandit. I'll probably be one of the random/funny people you know. My cleavage gets out of hand at times. I like lime slurpees. I hate winter. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Patios and drinks...if they both come with a mountain view...that's even better, green grass to sit on, sunshine, my dogs Lucy & Dory, and my horse Bailey, being a gypsy but with perkier boobs, pannie dancing, gin, running, Manning/Harrison, meeting random people at random times (see: british bobsled team in country bar), making dreams come true, brown rice and lettuce, Colts!Colts!Colts!, hugging, car karaoke, mascara, Katt Williams, road trips, red nailpolish, learning new things, good smelling people, quotes from friends, saving the world, making out

I'd like to meet:

I'm pretty much dating Courtney. I mean, in a total not bi or lesbian way...just life partners with small cows and pool boys to boss around and make us margaritas...hers on the rocks and mine blended with no salt. Alternately we will wait until she marries the Rock and I marry an American. We're basically sitting it out. In the mean time, if you're nice to me, I might be nice to you. Do you want to watch football with me on Sundays? Then I want to meet you for surely!If I haven't heard your band...I don't want to.If you happen to like Nickleback...even if you only like one of their songs..occasionally. I don't want to meet you. Seriously, I'm that petty.

Music:

Oh boy do Broken Social Scene steal my pants...John Legend, Thursday, Death Cab for Cutie, Patsy Cline, Jack Johnson, The Beach Boys, Snoop Dogg, Taking Back Sunday, Jurassic 5, Carolyn Mark, k-os, the.stars.wept. the weakerthans, Cold Play (You know how I know your gay?), Pete Yorn, Tristan Prettyman, Ray LaMontagne, Neil Diamond, Sparta, Corb Lund, Jason Mraz, Weezer, Kanye West, The Beatles, Keith Urban, Kelis, Minus the Bear, holla holla to my man Bushwalla, The Shins, Beastie Boys, 7and7is, Matt Good, The Go!Team, Dashboard Confessional, Old 97’s, Sam Roberts, Julie Roberts, Ben Harper, my good friend Geoff Hawryluk. Sheri's mix cd's are basically all you need in your musical life! I love mix cd's!

Movies:

GrumpIER Old Men, Crash, Boondock Saints,Super Troopers, Garden State, Toy Story 2, Dirty Dancing, Love Actually, Saved!, Robin Hood (the old school Disney Cartoon), I am Sam, Gia, Napoleon Dynamite, A Thing Called Love, Empire Records, Big Daddy

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Weeds, House, CSI Las Vegas, The O.C., NFL Sundays, Monday Night Football, Cornation Street and The Daily Show...Run's House!Train wrecks I can't stop watching = Nip/Tuck and Dog Bounty Hunter

Books:

Who reads books anymore?

Heroes:

People who follow their dreams

My Blog

Secrets...

....it's a given. Livejournal holds all my secrets besides the ones I hold inside of me and don't tell anyone. I'm just not having a good day. I need more than a hug, I need to give other people hugs...
Posted by Ms. Kate on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST

If it wasn't for Grey's Anatomy...

...I probably would never cry. That show is like water works for me. Last night  I think I finally realized I'm a little tired...my vacation has been alot like work which makes me think I'm ready...
Posted by Ms. Kate on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:32:00 PST

Cue Daniel Powter...

...Courtneys had a bad day. She's surrounded by gayness and not the kind of gayness that is greatness. I changed my profile picture because this is the one that makes up both laugh at loud and that I ...
Posted by Ms. Kate on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:41:00 PST

maybe..

...maybe it's not only the mexi poison that lives in my belly but just poison. Sick again. Fack, i'm suppose to be making out with Pete Yorn right now...but instead I'm lying in bed and thankfully bec...
Posted by Ms. Kate on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

Jebus H!

I just thought to myself, "Katie Couric, you're now spending a couple extra days in LA that you didn't expect and besides running away to visit Jody what else would you like to do?" And then I answere...
Posted by Ms. Kate on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:05:00 PST

The funniest commercial...

...besides the careerbuilder.com one with the office battle. I was just watching E! to see what those blonde sluts are up to and there was a preggers test commercial which said...'The easiest thing yo...
Posted by Ms. Kate on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:31:00 PST

Hello Kittys V-Day!

This! Marrissa first alerted me about this. But it appears when I head into LA today that I will try to also meet up with Robbie and finish what we started 7 long years ago in the basement of the Com...
Posted by Ms. Kate on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:05:00 PST

A few things...

- Don't eat burritos sold to you by a man selling them out of water buckets at a horse show. Believe me...you'll need more than H2S training to deal with the aftermath of grossness -My Mexican counter...
Posted by Ms. Kate on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:42:00 PST

ark.

I'm trying to stay away from pop culture but I can't. I can't believe there was a interuption bulletin for Anna Nicole Smith today. jebus. All I can say is it doesn't look very good for TrimSpa when t...
Posted by Ms. Kate on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:23:00 PST

I'm freezing my arse off...

...seriously. Someone needs to turn the heat up in Scottsdale. It's frozen. I wore my yeti toque today and then had to explain what a toque was to people. hot. There is a cute bunny outside my bedroo...
Posted by Ms. Kate on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:43:00 PST