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J-net

my farts smell like hotdogs

About Me

I have two really bad tattoos on my legs that I would like to have removed one day. I'm on a real classic rock kick right now. I am passive-aggressive, sometimes a little aloof, I'm working on that though. That being said, I'm nice and I say funny things sometimes. I am 5 months away from getting my degree in interior design. I like buildings and art and music and watching pornography. Sometimes I smell like cranberries, cream soda, icing or pomegranates.I also like blow fish and the Calgary Zoo.

My Interests

E.A.R. , man yogurt, alligator pie, aqua teen hunger force, babekub, baby milo, banana muffins, beer-chan, berlin, eating ghosts, calculator watches, clams pesos and moolah, conan o'brien, cream pie explosion, cry baby, cute stationary, darkroom chemicals, ddr, delicious bass, depeche mode, design, diet coke, diet cream soda, domo arigato mr roboto, don't think just shoot, drafting dots, drunk love, dry humour, dry humping, ghostbusters, fantastic cat, five finger discounts, giant robot, grid systems, gummy bears, jon stuart, halfsies, hello-jello, high tops, holding hands, hutdog, ice-cream, pixelated icons, id. magazine, j-horror, j-pop, japan, japanese street fashion, kiwi, kogepan, kool-aid, larry david, rebecca and enid, lime green, lip balm, gangstas, small town alberta adventures, lomography.com, losers, lots of photos, lucky cats, lush, making out, master shake, mexico, mindless banter, mr.sushi rice, mutton chops, my cameras, paper cut-outs, paper sculptures, my x-mas gloomy bear, naps, nyanko burger, architecture, nylon, beards, obese house pets, comics, panda bears, panda-z, peach buns, penguins, pez dispensers, big foot, scrapbooks, photography, pins and buttons, pirates, pixels, Ginsyari San, pocky and pogo, micro-malfi, polaroids, pumpkin pocky, algae boy, records, riding your coat tail, robots, san-x, seattle, shaolin soccer, shiny happy people, slugs, le sportsac, snow globes, spaghetti, stalking you, swatches, king tut donair, three digit acronyms, stephen chow, C U Next Tuesday, to-fu, tokyo, trailer park boys, ewoks, friends with you, Beverly Hills 90210, fun-fun, true romance, typography, usa colle friends, uncle rico, wallpaper, the smiths, watching live bands, winking, pandy happy, strongbow, electric jelly fish, milkfed, obese house pets, stomach butterflies, baby pandas, fat pandas, happy pandas, impressive graphic design, darkroom chemicals, biting, stalking you, that first kiss, body slams, the quiet life camera club, stephen colbert, the charmin toilet paper bear, groupie love, art stars, art fags, San Francisco, Eames Orange Turquoise Armshell, vintage fabric, eskimo kisses, jerks, penis butter, sandwiches, master shake, masterbator, palm trees, catbus, flamingos, the end of the night, ham and pineapple pizza, mole skin, dutch type, french kissing, thugs, bruce campbell, tickle torture, intense molestation sessions, my bike, gig posters, ugh, jelly fish, snow flakes, brontosaurus, 110% goth, 1000 Pocky's, kozyndan horny orgy poster, late night cereal, Nagomimakuri, totoro, adidas zx 700, nellies banana pans, cat bus, Seinfeld, ghostbusters, art history, typography, bounce sheets, secret handshakes, los logos, les savy fav, max fischer, 2K flavor shirts, length + width, clutter magazine, aprons, knitted scarves, fiasco gelato, broken city, stampeed/stampood, mutton bustin, double chocolate banana from vicious circle, sexual fantasies involving myself and Jon Spencer, stuffed creatures, slip on vans, not the farnsworth house, being 26, pretty packaging, cups, Seattle, really green grass, spring tulips, spending my sat evenings at school, The Hammer, Hip Check, Lady Voltage, Cockblocker, J-Flash, Kid Kinetic, all kinds of cereal, blow fish, puffer fish, clown fish, neon manties, david shrigley, flame apparel, tattoo removal, baking, manic depressives, worlds largest perogy, partios, My Anak, fabric paint, Julie Doucet, The O.C., home made banana milkshakes, morrissey, over priced hip graphic design tees, Marcel Dzama, learning how to knit, dinks, scream-o, definitely not you, girls rub on your titties, the decemberists, clive please have sex with me owen, gopher hole museum, calling in sick, failed internet romance, pop culture trivial pursuit + 2 bottles of wine, beverly hills 90210, rootbeer, reefer madness, rock me like a hurricane, katamari, the smiths, bunion pads, Futa the standing red panda, bedazzler, t-rex, sketch books, dirty chavs, letrasets, Dehara Yukinori, The Office, Lila Fowler, fake boyfriends, pixie sticks, underwear with dickholes in it, lots and lots of magazines, lego earrings, luke wilson, rubber boots, rain ponchos, the kills, tote bags, mango mr.sketch marker, middle eastern food, those two hot metal heads in Waynes World, Archie Mcphee's, getting A's, Wanroom, lock'n'loll , Ricky Gervais, friend is a four letter word, colors, gangs and clubs, vintage wall paper, brussel sprouts, sexy times,"i don't do sloppy seconds", sickos!, creeps!, geeks!, sleazenation, cute boys, dream boats,not girls with shitty chest tattoos or ass moustaches, gingerale, the cold and uninspiring people in my life, large orange juices, my ipod, chai spice black tea, raspberry bursts, being alone in my tent bed, tiny little puppy with its head lodged in a tire, spooning ,spooning then forking, banana peppers, balls deep, ball cranes, get your rape on s, balloon v's and d's, mental breakdowns, not crushes, ian day's spider killing sprees, crack heads, nuh-uh, fall, bike rides, doubling boys, poof!, mystery bruises, dance floor makeouts, swimming in public fountains, the game of life, twyla!, the fireball!, the crazy mouse!,lavalife, BIGG MANN, a-town, handjob lessons, big sunglasses, floating, jellyfish pooh, polygamy, lamesville, since you've been gone, 3 minute handjobs, jackson pollocked, hair grabbing, ass grabbing, nail digging, Lester, the electric slide, Mitzi's Sister, Running around the Met, pals, buddies, panda stamps,fucking douche bag cunt fuckers, missing the way people used to be,not school, set design, jizz volcanoes, horatio caine, CSI, charles barkley, minimalism, pumpkin carving, pilsner, joints, pumpkin seeds,my non existent g-spot, mammary intercourse,the jizz fairy, daniel craig, strawberry beer,perogies, lots and lots of hot sauce, mystery bruises, G.O. T.O. H.E.double L, wrist biting, dog piles, panda pj's, hockey bets, big shrimp, pilsners, HGTV, flea markets, awkward hugs and kisses, boner cream, sex drives, strange magic,

I'd like to meet:

rad folks, kogepan, algae boy, ralph malph, futa the standing red panda, someone who will start my car for me in the morning, the president of the internet, millionaires,orphaned baby panda re-locaters and you.

Music:

lock n loll

Movies:

My Friendly Neighbor Totoro.

Television:

grey's anatomy and channel 15.

Heroes:

metal_dan

My Blog

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Posted by J-net on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:44:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by J-net on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:35:00 PST

I feel like

I'm going to barf. Worst night ever.
Posted by J-net on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST

waiting for the awards ceremony

TOP 4 MYSPACE FRIENDS1: Jensenne2: Ian Day3: Johnny4: ErinTHE QUESTIONSHow long have you known 1?:Since grade 5How did you meet 3?:RehabBest memory with 4?:Walking around town with bottles of wine, ba...
Posted by J-net on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:07:00 PST

fingerbang

Last night I ate chicken wings and drank raspberry flavored beer at the drum. Dan and Tamara stopped by; I havent seen them forever so that was nice. I also saw a police officer step on some guys crac...
Posted by J-net on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:03:00 PST

Jellyfish squish

  So I managed to get a taste of what my life would be like if I actually had my weekends off. It was neat to pack in a full day of activities on both Saturday and Sunday. I'm not going to g...
Posted by J-net on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:12:00 PST

Canaduh Day/ Ian's Day

This blog is going to have about 4000 pictures in it. I'm combining Saturday and Sunday's festivities to make a monster photo blog. The Saturday Canada day partio was amazing. So many awesome people ...
Posted by J-net on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:40:00 PST

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Today is the greatest day ever. This weekend is going to be the most amazing weekend ever. It's like I'm getting an organ back or something.   .....................................................
Posted by J-net on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:54:00 PST

Bye!

 Welcome Aboard:   Jeannette Sullivan Date          Flt  Depart             &...
Posted by J-net on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:20:00 PST

sandwiches

  So Erin and I declared that May 29 is now the worst day of the year. It's official.   My day wasn't actually as bad as I made it out to be. I was just suffering from an intense hang over...
Posted by J-net on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:50:00 PST