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Jerri

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


Packing A Musket
By Jerri Blank

When you work from your home
and johns call on the phone,
you're a call girl.
When you walk 'til you limp
and give a cut to a pimp,
you're a street whore.
When they're beggin' you "please"
to get down on your knees
near their groinage,
excusa me,
but you see,
don't you touch
where they pee
without coinage.
When I straddle and squat
to show you my twat...

My Interests

Good Time Island, the pole and the hole, Glint, shiny things, narkin' on retards, Ramon, hot fruit, scatting, The Comfort Zone, cheerleading, penicillin.

I'd like to meet:


Befriending new people can lead to having sex with your children, accidentally.
I'm willing to take that chance.

Music:

Buddha Stalin, Golden Earring.

Movies:

Debbie Does Dallas, Deep Throat, anything with monkeys chasing ducks.

Books:

Tepee. Doggie bone. Pitchfork on its side with the handle broken off.

Heroes:

My daddy.

My Blog

Who Wants Cake?

Dear Diary, I have a problem.  Mr. Noblet and Principal Blackman want me to spy on Kimberly Timbers, my locker mate.  They suspect she might be...retarded.  Apparently, the retar...
Posted by Jerri on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:21:00 PST