Pink sneakers. Federal investigations into choreography. Heather Langenkamp. 10 night in a row preminitions about plane crashes that end up happening. Gimmiky new junk food (GUACAMOLE DORITO'S!!). Credit Cards. The inherent Depth in being shallow. The inherent shallowness in being deep. money. power. respect. success. fame.glamour. nice underwear w no seams. Film Critics. B List celebrities. vauge job titles. Thuggy homos.
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