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Miss Meow ™

You ain't nothin but a Hoochie Mama... Hood-rat Hood-rat Hoochie Mama

About Me

Scorpio Rooster
Born and raised in the Bay Area.
Extremely liberal.
I am really small. Really.
Back in the day I was a goth kid. Then I became a raver. After that I found my roots again indi music, but I didn't fit in with the hipsters because I wasn't pretentious enough by that point.
Where has this all left me?
With extremely ecclectic interests and tastes.
How to make a miss meow
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
3 parts ambition
1 part empathy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little lovability if desired!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Jittery Spice Trader.
Where You Lived: Mongolia.
How You Died: Hung for treason. Who Were You In a Past Life?

My Interests

My babycakes, swimming, baking, watching movies, harassing my cats, hiking, camping, decoupage, piggy tails, human behavior, people watching, Cubase, trying to get off my ass and learn to sew, yoga, the zen of eating, clearence sales, and video games.

I'd like to meet:


This guy

And this guy

Low maintainence people who are in tune with their true self. People who dislike liars, cheaters and stupid girly-girls. People who like bad 1970's and 1980's horror movies, flea markets, and camping. People who know that true worth comes from within. Creative types.

Music:

A mish-mash of Indi, EBM, Intellectual Hip Hop, Metal, Synthpop, and gawd awful Booty Rap.

In no particular order...

Architecture In Helsinki, VNV Nation, Interpol, Siouxie and the Banshees, The Cramps (their older stuff), Die Form, Wumpscut, Sunny Day Real Estate, Bloc Party, The Postal Service, Ladytron, Guns n Roses, Girls Against Boys, SWV, Echo & the Bunnymen, Air, Apoptygma Berzerk, Depeche Mode, She Wants Revenge, The Rentals, The Dandy Warhols, Stars, Kraftwerk, Cocteau Twins, Tortoise, Broadcast, Clan of Xymox, Camouflage, Diary of Dreams, Assemblage 23, Dr. Dre, The Cure, Gorillaz, Grandaddy, Kings of Convenience, Pantera, P.J. Harvey, Sugar, Radiohead, Sisters of Mercy, Fischerspooner, Sepultura, Snoop Dogg, The Vines, Dead Can Dance, Frousdots, The Shins, White Town, The Stills, ONLY (Brian Baretto), Deftones, My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult, Idiot Pilot, Leather Strip, Vico Torriani, Doves, Suede, Elliot Smith, Four Tet, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Informatik, Unkle, Talk talk, 50 Cent, The Residents, Team Sleep, Massive Attack, Project Pitchfork, Diplo, Death Cab For Cutie, Portishead, Gravy Train!!!, Easy-E, Boards of Canada, Le Tigre, Evils's Toy, Stereolab, Tom Jones, Tony Toni Tone, YelworC, Slayer, And One, That Dog, Joy Division, LCD Soundsystem, Nine Inch Nails, Themselves, Of Montreal, Pinback, Plastikman, Plaid, The Faint, Queens of the Stone Age (although they SUCK live), The Smiths, Handsome Boy Modeling School, RJD2, The Rapture, Saul Williams, Skinny Puppy, Up Bustle and Out, Rush, Slowdive, Mum, Dr. Octagon, and many many many more.

Movies:



Television:

Game Show Network, all of the Discovery channels, and Adult Swim

Books:

I don't have the attention span for them.

Heroes:

Yer mom? Yeah I find it pretty impressive when she bends over and lets me stick my... ahem... excuse me. You can tell I never had any heroes as a child.

My Blog

One Word

1. Yourself: calculated2. Your bedroom: limbo3. Your hair: boring4. Your Mother: unyielding5. Your Father: muscles6. Your Favorite Item: pillow7. Your dream last night: foolish8. Your Favorite Drink: ...
Posted by Miss Meow ™ on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:32:00 PST

I ripped this...

off someone elses page. This shit is good for a harty laugh: children's book that didnt make the cut 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3...
Posted by Miss Meow ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tick... tick... tick...

I keep freaking out because I am realizing... here I am 22... I´m in my goddamn prime. It´s all downhill from here. I am not excited about this. Maybe it´s because I´m in Spain and time goes by so fre...
Posted by Miss Meow ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ba-dunk-a-dunk-dunk Barbie

Barbie Got Back! Go you! You're the closest thingever to a true black Barbie. Shake that fatass of yours. If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Miss Meow ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Te he he... yup...

kinky isn't a feather...its using the whole damnchicken! and you kno it. you are so kinky thateven you are afraid of yourself sometimes. What type of SEX do You enjoy? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Miss Meow ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Simon this is for you...

Here is a re-posted journal that I had originally yanked as soon as I posted. It's an excerp from an email I sent to someone in response to their question about why I don't use obligitory MySpace word...
Posted by Miss Meow ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And they want to send a man to mars...

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion devel...
Posted by Miss Meow ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Right on the dot...

Scorpio -- Inner battles rage within you between your emotional and mental responses. This is the only zodiac sign with three aspects -- the scorpion, the eagle and the phoenix --and so you are a very...
Posted by Miss Meow ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BURNINATION!!!

You must play! http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html
Posted by Miss Meow ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crazy? Like a fox...

Ok so the results are in... and apparently I'm not quite as crazy as I thought I was. Thank god! DisorderRatingParanoid:LowSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:ModerateAn tisocial:LowBorderline:LowHistrionic:Mod...
Posted by Miss Meow ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST