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Doctor Finkelstein of Scotland Barr

The Quest for the Ultimate Live Show

About Me

I'm in a band called Scotland Barr and the Slow Drags . But sometimes, I play solo. And this is my story.It's taken years to achieve this lot in life. To list all of the things that have transpired would be doing a disservice to any that I have forgotten. Oh, who am I kidding?I grew up tall on a Idaho farm, chasing the pigs around while moonlighting as a three-sport high school athletic hero. All the fancy cars and wooing feminine eyes grew into an incredible bore, so I left for secondary education in the grand state of Oregon. I had heard there to be 'diversity' abound on the campus of Linfield College, so I signed up sight unseen. During my freshman year amongst the predominantly wealthy, Caucasian, Christian, *ahem-republican-ahem* populace, I found my true love - a shiny guitar, which introduced me to a completely new way to woo the opposite sex!The next few years were a blur musically, from all the time drinking beers in my dorm room in an attempt to improve my sluggish fingers, though never successfully breaking thru to my Eddie Van Halen Eruption goal. So, I took up the bass my senior year, hereby placing my EVH dreams in a remissive state. With this new and somewhat cumbersome instrument, I went on to play in a band called Pollyanna. Not surprisingly, we thought we were being clever with the name, but it only took about ten minutes for fate to plant egg all over our faces. During the oppressive naming the band meeting, none of us had ever heard of the Disney movie of the same name. Our friends tried to save us and told us of the animated motion picture, but to no avail. We were incredulousor stupid. We kept the name and it is thorn that sinks deeper into our jiggling sides as times progresses and ripens the irony already pungent upon the memory in our minds.As my senior year came to an end, the band was, well, disbanded and I was left looking for work. On the horizon, I knew some fellows in a group called The Radio Flyers that were in need of a bass player as the one they had went AWOL (or spontaneously blew up, for you Spinal Tapians). Knowing that they had regular gigs in Portland, I eagerly joined and immediately became the whipping boy for all of the bands jokes I had the distinct honor of having to sleep with the least of attractive girl in the bar at the drop of a hat. Apparently, it was part of the job description. I soon picked up a life-saving drinking habit that allowed me to show up in some of the seedier places and complete my nights work. These were the dark times, my friends.Time wore on, and I yearned to pick up the guitar once again. As luck would have it, my good friend, Kris Kirkman was coming back from over seas and we sat down one fateful night in McMinnville to forge our destiny. It was then that we chose the name for our providence - Purusa, the embodiment of soul. The event was paramount, as it guaranteed our future of sounding overly pretentious when explaining what the name of our band meant.Purusa, while struggling out of the gate, began to find its own after hooking up with Prepaidfriends Records. Without the weight of booking their own shows, the band raced out on the road both North to Seattle and South to LA. The shows got progressively better, and the CDs kept on selling. Sadly, the band took a nose dive as marriage, divorce, rehab, and marriage all combined to sack our collective heroes which commenced the slow, but painful, decline towards disintegration in 2004.Since then, I have been biding time in my nest while writing songs and developing my own set list of music. After the Purusan flame-out (I must say that delicately, what with the divorce and all), I didnt want to be left without work as a lead guitarist. I mean, really! They are like one hundred million and one lead guitarists that post on craigs list everyday! Still, I was able to find a band in My Favorite Everything that spoke to me musically. I enjoyed a nine month run that saw our shows and crowds grow significantly. Yet, the music wasnt enough, as I began to come into my own as a solo artist performing my own material.Which of course leads me to right here, at this very moment, as you are reading this. I wonder if you actually believe anything that Ive written. Then again, does anyone that reads the bio of a band believe everything that is written? I surely dont. Shockingly, it is all true(yes, even the pigs), though taken with some artistic license, which mainly is reflected in the wooing of femalessigh.

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Music:

Member Since: 2/11/2005
Band Members: Zach Hinkelman --- the rest to be determined
Influences: Ian Moore, BHTM, Stevie Wonder, All sorts of Blues guys, Paul Simon, Dire Straits, Ray Charles, Willie Nelson, Beatles (*obviously*)
Sounds Like: A story-style pop song smothered by r & b, blues, folk, and rock influences.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Sense Of Smell

The sense of smell.  It's taken for granted mostly.  Only when something comes across those magical sensory membranes deep inside the nose that one notices the fireworks being sent to the br...
Posted by Doctor Finkelstein of Scotland Barr on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:22:00 PST

Oh, Oh, San Diego!

Ya know, San Diego sucks.  I mean, they are all so friendly, wave at you on the streets, and say hello as I pass by running.  It makes it really hard for a curmudgeon like me to be, well, cu...
Posted by Doctor Finkelstein of Scotland Barr on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 01:13:00 PST

Update? Update This!

Been a few days since the last update.  I've had some time to decompress, finish a couple books(reading, that is), get an oil change, and enjoy some San Diego weather.  I'm also feeling fat ...
Posted by Doctor Finkelstein of Scotland Barr on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:52:00 PST

You Want To Do What?!

I'm working on very little sleep this evening.  I'm hanging out in a wi-fi cafe in Durango after pulling a near all-night drive from Denver.  I've gotten about 3 hours of sleep and I'm a bit...
Posted by Doctor Finkelstein of Scotland Barr on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:21:00 PST

Rawlins - Over Them Thar Hills

What a long ass drive.  We did well to cut the trip in half by driving to Brigham City last night to stay with PJ's parents.  It still was a 6 hour trip today over the vast nothingness of th...
Posted by Doctor Finkelstein of Scotland Barr on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:14:00 PST

Buckets of Boise

Saturday was a nice day of doing very little.  After traveling to Boise after our McCall show, we all woke up late and lounged around the house of Lynnee.  We got a chance to go thru a coupl...
Posted by Doctor Finkelstein of Scotland Barr on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:00:00 PST

Tour - Day 1. McCall (and the drive!)

Day 1  The Journey To McCall   Wow!  It's unbelievable how much time we spent in the van yesterday.  We shoved off around 7:30 in the a.m. and didn't reach our destination until 7pm th...
Posted by Doctor Finkelstein of Scotland Barr on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST

Picking Up Chicks

Divided Sky  divided as we come, divided as we depart&or so we kidded our imitable keyboardist Mont Chris Hubbard.  But I'll get to that in a bit.  First, a run down of our show from last n...
Posted by Doctor Finkelstein of Scotland Barr on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:18:00 PST

Hey, Can You Show Me That Again?

Ah  lovely Lake Tahoe!  It's absolutely amazing here.  As crazy as California is  look no further than the governator  it's still an amazing tract of land.  We came from the gentle r...
Posted by Doctor Finkelstein of Scotland Barr on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:57:00 PST

The Fairest Fairfax - and Now Hippy Clean!

Coming to you live from a Laundromat in Fairfax.  Crazy&I thought I was done with these places.  After spending a year and ½ down in Mac braving the crazies of the coin-op there, I vowed nev...
Posted by Doctor Finkelstein of Scotland Barr on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:00:00 PST