Being an Arts Manager is both fun AND dangerous. With the Arts being such a scary and litigious place, I must rely on my ninja skills of invisibility and proposal writing to keep me from being done in by the everpresent threat of Arthouse Fuckery and being bought out by SuperWalCoSoftMcDisneyBucks. Luckily, Violence and fear are great motivators, and I strongly suggest learning how to use these valuable tools.I produce guerrilla films, and other ultra low budget flix. It's fun, rewarding, and gets you laid by self conscious "indie" chicks with no self esteem!I'm currently designing advanced weapons systems for the highest bidder as well as attending the prestigious Emily Carr Hipster Academy of Art and Design."If I had a dollar for every gallon of blood I've spilled or every atom I've smashed."
Batman, John Cash, Billionaire Adventurer Sir Richard Branson, The Donald, Burt Rutan, Dave Suzuki, Paul Allen, Stanislaw Lem, Jim Henson, Kim Jong il, Richard Cheese, Darth Vader, Pat Bateman, Georgie Lucas, Tommy Savini. Women who like vain, brilliant, despotic, controlling, manipulative time travelling men.
From Disco to Metal. As long as it rocks. Humble Rodent, Heavy Metal Airship, The Sect of the Indigo Clam, The Motor City Serpents, Ween, Holy Rock Operators, etc. etc. etc.
Strange Days, Snakes on a Plane, Lost in Translation, Night of the Living Dead (original) Batman, Back to the Future, Revenge of the Nerds. Other crap you probably have never heard of.
Space Channel. Independent Film Channel. Al-Jazeera. Pimp my (insert clever noun here) Star Trek. Anything depicting the pain of the innocent.
Lots
Batman, Billionaire Adventurer Sir Richard Branson, Burt Rutan, Dave Suzuki, Darth Vader. Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler (because he's a quarter jewish) Zorg, Alex the Great.