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ASHOGUNNAMED:TITO

sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

About Me

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My Interests

SYRINGE FIGHTS!!

I'd like to meet:

Dave grohl, rich fat chicks, really hot chicks that dig chubby jap halfbreeds who dislike shaving, people that wear hoods even when its hot out, someone that makes really good fajita's. and orcs, so i could destroy them.

Music:

CCR, MASTODON, SLAYER, THE IMMORTAL DAYGLO ABORTIONS, 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, deftones, ZIMMERSHOLE, CLUTCH, PRIDE TIGER, new melvins album kicks ass.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, FUBAR, SUPER TROOPERS, the Boondock Saints, Old School, FIGHT CLUB, STARSHIP TROOPERS, STARWARS, EVIL DEAD TRILOGY, TOMBSTONE, SNAKES ON A PLANE and lot's more.

Television:

arrested development, south park.

Books:

the BULLDYKE KAMA SUTRA, 101 ways to receive a handjob, the 7 habits of a highly effective cunnilinguist.

Heroes:

Nick Mafuckin Nolte

My Blog

guess who is gonna be a daddy?

so this past tuesday i heard some interesting news regarding children, pregnancy, fatherhood, etc. quess who is going to be a daddy? my good friend Jamie Huxley, with his lovely wife Shawna, thats who...
Posted by ASHOGUNNAMED:TITO on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:51:00 PST

BELIZE BITCHES!

..> BELIZE BITCHES!!! well, im off to beautiful BELIZE in 14 hrs. beaches, oceans, coves, little drinks with little fuckin umbrellas stickin out of them, beers. fuckin eh. peace bitche...
Posted by ASHOGUNNAMED:TITO on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:42:00 PST

Pirates 3 in review.

I got the pleasure of watching the motion picture "Pirates of the Caribein 3" last night.  Gimmie a fucking break.  Waste of 11 bucks and 3 hrs. Where to start with the bashfest.  Ahh, ...
Posted by ASHOGUNNAMED:TITO on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:54:00 PST

rehab.....

well, i can now admit i have acquired a fairly intense cocaine addiction in the last three weeks.  i have a problem and im going to rehab. peace.
Posted by ASHOGUNNAMED:TITO on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:04:00 PST

don't dis the P.U.M.

holy chit. best smoke break ever last night.  benny and i stepped outside of the blackdog for a smoke, when we got hit up for change by none other than the Push Up Man(P.U.M.).  He gave us s...
Posted by ASHOGUNNAMED:TITO on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:57:00 PST

SAW 3 in reveiw

so, i purchased saw 3. i watched saw 3. i can only think of one thing.  Owning the SAW movies, is alot like owning TOOL cd's.   They got really cool covers, but they just sit on my shel...
Posted by ASHOGUNNAMED:TITO on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:54:00 PST

COSTA RICA BITCHES!!!

well, im off to beautiful costa rica in 14 hrs. beaches, oceans, coves, little drinks with little fuckin umbrellas stickin out of them, beers. fuckin eh. peace bitches.
Posted by ASHOGUNNAMED:TITO on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:27:00 PST

new years resolution......

new year. time for me to get my shit together. i'm going to start washing my needles out with bleach now. instead of just like, using whatever crusty syringe i can get my shaky fucking hands on....
Posted by ASHOGUNNAMED:TITO on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:29:00 PST

shit......6 weird things aboot "tarto"

six weird things aboot this guy...... 1.  At one point in my life, i was possibly one of the greatest lego users known to man.  I made a crazy ass akira motorbike for my spider man toy&...
Posted by ASHOGUNNAMED:TITO on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:27:00 PST