The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. I haven't eaten since 1974, it's not a necessity afterall dahling. I quit drinking once, it was the worst eight hours of my life. If you ask me, botox is money well spent. My mother only knew my father very briefly. She was a wretched old hag. She's better off dead sweetie. I spend most of my time in a drunken, drugged out stupor. It's a fabulous life afterall, dahling.
''Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life, you're better off downing a bottle of whiskey. Atleast that way, you're unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously.''
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''
''This little baby is like a Prozac raindrop from a thundercloud of depression.''
''Time is like a stretched elastic band. You can't let it go or it'll come back and take your eye out.''
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