I am absolutely fabulous and live a gorgeous life you couldn't even dream of sweetie! My best mate Patsy Stone and I spend our days being gorgeous and drinking champagne. I am the PR for a gorgeous little fashion magazine. I am very, very important, despite those nasty little rumors floating around, sweetie. I have a daughter, Saffron, she's a bit of a prude, I'm just waiting for the day she comes out dahling. It's always study study study and Mum do you really need that cocktail before lunch and Mum do you really have to stumble in the house at 3 am...well the answer is yes sweetie! Yes, Mummy dahling must! I have a son Sergio, he's fabulous is his own special way, meaning he's gay. I blame his cesspit of a
father. I never admit nor act my age, afterall, I'm too gorgeous to settle down and not spread my fabulous self around town at all the important parties! I'm sorry if that sounds selfish, sweetie, but it's me! Me! Me! Me! Some people say you can't buy happiness, well those people just can't afford it! I, on the other hand, have it all!!!''Soon I'll be bendy like Madonna, darling. Then I'll be able to kiss my own ass from both directions.''''I've got my hands in loads of pies darling. Darling! Sweetie! EDDIE PIE HANDS!!!''''And excuse me if I sue when I die prematurely of passive boredom. Of dull-as-dishwater-daughter-induced stress. ''''I know I might eat and drink too much, sweetie, but what's your excuse, LARD ARSE?!''''Don't think you're so clever. I've started repressed false memory therapy; I'll get something on you yet. You in a wood in a hood. It's all coming back to me.''"I'm just not the sort of woman who wants to spend a free afternoon squatted over a small hand mirror, you know. For God's sake, I've seen doctors go pale.''"And as always sweetie dahlings, don't forget that I am THIN and GORGEOUS!!!"
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