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Nigel The Gay Pug

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm actually 8. I don't know why my profile says I'm 23. 23 is really old for a dog. I'm gay, brachicephalic, and fabulous. I enjoy sleeping, disco-dancing, peeing on light-colored carpets, and shopping at Nordstrom's with a stolen credit card. I mostly spend my days thinking about Joan Crawford and lip syncing to all my Ashlee Simpson records. I'm really more Jewesque than Jewish.My heroes are Judy Garland and the first person who publicly kicks Donald Rumsfeld in the balls. I will worship at his or her shrine.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The One and Only Miss Agnes Moorehead

Movies:

Mommie Dearest. Sunset Boulevard. Baby Jane. Berserk. Showgirls. Anything starring Joan Crawford, Rosalind Russell, Bette Davis, Agnes Moorehead, or some combination thereof.

Television:

Bewitched. Match Game '78.

Books:

Mommie Dearest. Is there another book? If so, I wasn't aware.

My Blog

Ivan-Christina Update

Well, I'm afraid I have some sad news.  I've been in denial for weeks now, but all the signs were there.  I'll spare you the upsetting details...but I have come to believe that my son, Ivan-...
Posted by Nigel The Gay Pug on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 04:24:00 PST

The Matthew Shepard Act/Love Conquers Hate

So...it seems that one in six hate crimes is motivated by the victim's sexual orientation.  Kind of an amazing statistic.  There is currently a bill waiting to be voted on in the senate call...
Posted by Nigel The Gay Pug on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:25:00 PST

Fuck You Norma Shearer

Been looking for a Joan Crawford-themed new wave band?  Who hasn't?  Well...good news!  I've found one.  And they are right here on Myspace.  They're called The Joans, they ar...
Posted by Nigel The Gay Pug on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:17:00 PST

Nigel Dearest

Oooh...Nigel has such NEWS!  The other day, the woman who feeds me (I forget her name) came home with the ugliest little puppy you've ever seen and announced that he was to be my new friend. ...
Posted by Nigel The Gay Pug on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:51:00 PST

"THIS IS NOT AN ELECTION ANYMORE, IT'S AN INTERVENTION" -- Andrew Sullivan

FROM THE HUFFINGTON POST, 11/06/06 Let's face it: the Bush administration is sick. The fall of Ted Haggard is just the latest manifestation of the central disease of President Bush and his cohorts: th...
Posted by Nigel The Gay Pug on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:13:00 PST

Rick Santorum Can Kiss My Furry Ass

Well hello there everyone. The woman who feeds me (I forget her name) and I will be volunteering this campaign season to help defeat anti-gay and anti-equality candidates, like Rick Santorum of Pennsy...
Posted by Nigel The Gay Pug on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:30:00 PST

Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O'Reilly

I don't actually hate him that much.  He's just doing others' bidding.  But I DO love this site: http://www.sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com/...
Posted by Nigel The Gay Pug on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:43:00 PST

RANK ME!!!

I think it's OBSCENE that I've only been ranked 25 times and, worse, that my ranking is only 7.7!  Have you SEEN what passes for good looking around here?  It's a travesty.  So...I'm as...
Posted by Nigel The Gay Pug on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:50:00 PST

Why Are You Reading This Blog?

When you could be reading this one: http://www.ahmadinejad.com/
Posted by Nigel The Gay Pug on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:36:00 PST

Goodbye to a Friend

Yesterday, August 10, 2006 my best friend and sidekick, Emma, died of a heart attack. She was an 8-year-old dapple dachshund. She put up with all of my shit...stealing her food, peeing on her, li...
Posted by Nigel The Gay Pug on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:55:00 PST